“Do not hold as gold all that shines as gold.”

Every creature in the world is like a book and a picture and a mirror for us

An abstract style is always bad. Your sentences should be full of stones, metals, chairs, tables, animals, men, and women.

Do not hold everything as gold that shines like gold.

This is a game of misses. The guy who misses the best is going to win.

I hate a hook. It nauseates me. I could vomit when I see one. It’s like a rattlesnake in your pocket.

Golf is the hardest game in the world. There is no way you can ever get it. Just when you think you do, the game jumps up and puts you in your place.

The coma ward was boring yet difficult. Like golf.

As your golf improves, your concentration will improve with it.

I just hitch up my girdle and let ‘er fly.

I’m not very good at practice. But if you tell yourself you love the hole and love hitting it on the fairway, it’s a big difference.

As if we don’t have enough volence on television. After her husband accidentally hit two spectators with golf balls during a celebrity golf tournament.