Al Bernstein Quotes

Success is often the result of taking a misstep in the right direction.
AL BERNSTEIN

Graduation Often
If I were the commissioner of all sports media I would issue an immediate ban on three-person announcing teams on telecasts of live sporting events. In almost all cases three is one voice too many.
AL BERNSTEIN

Announce Commissioner Immediate Many Media One Sport Telecast
The voice of experience keeps its mouth shut.
AL BERNSTEIN

Keep Shut
Adolescence is a period of rapid changes.
AL BERNSTEIN

Parent Rpid Year
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Should the beholder have poor eyesight, he can ask the nearest person which girls look good.
AL BERNSTEIN

Beholder Eye Eyesight Near
We treat this world of ours as though we have a spare in the trunk.
AL BERNSTEIN

Our Spare Through Trunk
Beauty is in the hand of the beer holder. Beauty is in the heart of the beholder.
AL BERNSTEIN

Beer Beholder Hand Holder
A fool and his money get a lot of publicity.
AL BERNSTEIN

Fool Lot Publicity
Spring being a tough act to follow, God created June.
AL BERNSTEIN

Godly June
Sometimes the fool who rushes in gets the job done.
AL BERNSTEIN

Fool Sometimes

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