Spring being a tough act to follow, God created June.
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If you want to recapture your youth, just cut off his allowance.
More Al Bernstein Quotes
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Spring being a tough act to follow, God created June.
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The voice of experience keeps its mouth shut.
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Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Should the beholder have poor eyesight, he can ask the nearest person which girls look good.
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Even more exasperating than the guy who thinks he knows it all is the one who really does.
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Success is often the result of taking a misstep in the right direction.
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A fool and his money get a lot of publicity.
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To the victor belong the responsibilities.
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We treat this world of ours as though we have a spare in the trunk.
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Adolescence is a period of rapid changes.
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Beauty is in the hand of the beer holder. Beauty is in the heart of the beholder.
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Sometimes the fool who rushes in gets the job done.
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If I were the commissioner of all sports media I would issue an immediate ban on three-person announcing teams on telecasts of live sporting events. In almost all cases three is one voice too many.
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Between the ages of 12 and 17, for example, a parent ages as much as 20 years.
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