“If I were the commissioner of all sports media I would issue an immediate ban on three-person announcing teams on telecasts of live sporting events. In almost all cases three is one voice too many.”

Success is often the result of taking a misstep in the right direction.

The voice of experience keeps its mouth shut.

Adolescence is a period of rapid changes.

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Should the beholder have poor eyesight, he can ask the nearest person which girls look good.

We treat this world of ours as though we have a spare in the trunk.

Beauty is in the hand of the beer holder. Beauty is in the heart of the beholder.

A fool and his money get a lot of publicity.

Spring being a tough act to follow, God created June.

Sometimes the fool who rushes in gets the job done.

Even more exasperating than the guy who thinks he knows it all is the one who really does.

Between the ages of 12 and 17, for example, a parent ages as much as 20 years.

To the victor belong the responsibilities.

If you want to recapture your youth, just cut off his allowance.

Announcing your plans is a good way to hear God laugh.

The best way to make news is to announce a new category, not a new product.

Announcers don’t do enough of the cat-and-mouse strategy and all the work that goes into it.

If somebody had started on a remake of French Kiss before I announced my own film, I would have dropped my subject. If someone else starts after me, what am I to do?

Their parents were told: “You will never see them again.

Five years ago, who would have thought this possible?

I have made great strides in my craft. After months of auditioning, I am very proud to announce that I am a member of the Actors Studio.

The music of revelation announces itself to the reader in somber brooding tones or in melodies light as air and one is invited to dance with the most captivating of partners: poetry.