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Never tell the box-office man that you can’t hear well or he will sell you a seat where you can’t see either.

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There’s another advantage to being poor – a doctor will cure you faster.
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When you consider what a chance women have to poison their husbands, it’s a wonder there isn’t more of it done
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Some folks seem to have descended from the chimpanzee much later than others.
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Folks that blurt out just what they think wouldn’t be so bad if they thought.
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It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed.
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As to those who hoard gold and silver and spend it not in God’s path, give them, then, the tidings of a painful agony.
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Honesty pays, but it doesn’t seem to pay enough to suit some people.
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The hardest thing is writing a recommendation for someone we know.
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Live so that you can at least get the benefit of the doubt.
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Washing your car and polishing it all up is a never failing sign of rain.
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Knowin’ all about baseball is just about as profitable as bein’ a good whittler.
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Some folks can look so busy doing nothing that they seem indispensable.
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Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men.
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There is no failure except in no longer trying.
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Nobody ever forgets where he buried the hatchet.
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In order to live off a garden, you practically have to live in it.
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Ther’s still a few honest folks left but they never seem t’ find anything you lose.
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Don’t knock the weather; nine-tenths of the people couldn’t start a conversation if it didn’t change once in a while.
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Nobody kicks on being interrupted if it’s by applause.
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I’m sorry to inform you that your 50 year warranty has expired on your back, knees, and memory.
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