Kin Hubbard Quotes

I’m sorry to inform you that your 50 year warranty has expired on your back, knees, and memory.
KIN HUBBARD

Back Expire Fifty Inform Knee Memory Sorry Warranty Year
Lots of fellows think a home is only good to borrow money on.
KIN HUBBARD

Borrow Fellow Lot Only
Now and then an innocent man is sent to the legislature.

KIN HUBBARD

Now and then an innocent man is sent to the legislature.
KIN HUBBARD

Inspiration Legislature Now
Folks that blurt out just what they think wouldn’t be so bad if they thought.

KIN HUBBARD

Folks that blurt out just what they think wouldn’t be so bad if they thought.
KIN HUBBARD

Blunt Folk Out Think Thought
No matter how much strong black coffee we drink, almost any after- dinner speech will counteract it.

KIN HUBBARD

No matter how much strong black coffee we drink, almost any after- dinner speech will counteract it.
KIN HUBBARD

After Almost Any Balck Coffee Counteract Diner Drink String
As to those who hoard gold and silver and spend it not in God’s path, give them, then, the tidings of a painful agony.
KIN HUBBARD

Agony Give Hoard Painful Tidling
Don’t a fellow feel good after he gets out of a store where he nearly bought something.

KIN HUBBARD

Don’t a fellow feel good after he gets out of a store where he nearly bought something.
KIN HUBBARD

Feel Get Nearly Something Store
Nothing’s as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas.

KIN HUBBARD

Nothing’s as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas.
KIN HUBBARD

Christmas Mean Nothing Something Useful
Look out for the people who allow you to do all the talking.

KIN HUBBARD

Look out for the people who allow you to do all the talking.
KIN HUBBARD

All Out Talking
Next to a circus there ain’t nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.

KIN HUBBARD

Next to a circus there ain’t nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.
KIN HUBBARD

Christmas Circus Faster Next Nothing Pack Tear

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