Music is the most physically inspiring of all the arts.
FRANK ZAPPATobacco is my favorite vegetable.
More Frank Zappa Quotes
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Beauty is a pair of shoes that makes you wanna die.
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To me absurdity is the only reality.
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Science is moving closer to weaponry, and Art is moving closer to commercialism. And never the twain shall meet.
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A composer’s job involves the decoration of fragments of time.
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I don’t want to see any religious people in public office because they’re working for another boss.
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I never set out to be weird. It was always other people who called me weird.
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If your children ever find out how lame you really are, they’ll murder you in your sleep.
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The more you can escape from how horrible things really are, the less it’s going to bother you and then, the worse things get.
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Music is always a commentary on society.
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There are only two things to remember. Number one: Don’t Stop, and number two: Keep going!
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I enjoy irritating the people who enjoy being irritated.
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Beware of the fish people, they are the true enemy.
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Without music to decorate it, time is just a bunch of boring production deadlines or dates by which bills must be paid.
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The difference between religions and cults is determined by how much real estate is owned.
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One size does not fit all.
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Nobody looks good with brown lipstick on.
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Power will be maintained by the groovy guy or gal who gets the most media coverage for his sleaze. Naturally, his friends in various businesses will do okay, too.
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If you end up with a boring miserable life because you listened to your mom, your dad, your teacher, your priest, or some guy on television telling you how to do your shit, then you deserve it.
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Censoring what you say is one of the ways in which people who are not nice can take away your personal freedom.
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The richest people in the world aren’t particularly smart or happy. And the happiest people in the world aren’t particularly smart or rich. That leaves me making music. But we can’t talk about that.
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Why do you necessarily have to be wrong just because a few million people think you are?
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I don’t want to spend my life explaining myself. You either get it, or you don’t.
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The price of meat has just gone up and your old lady has just gone down.
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If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.
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Republican is fine, if your a millionaire. Democrats is fair, if all you own is what you wear. Neither of them’s really right, cause neither of them care.
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Environmental laws were not passed to protect our air and water, they were passed to get votes.
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