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Beware of the fish people, they are the true enemy.

Frank Zappa

Environmental laws were not passed to protect our air and water, they were passed to get votes.
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Air Environment Protection Vote
Science is moving closer to weaponry, and Art is moving closer to commercialism. And never the twain shall meet.
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Art Close Meet Science Weapon
Beware of the fish people, they are the true enemy.
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Beware Enemy Fish People
Don’t go to bed with any woman crazier than you are.
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Bed Crazy Sex
If your children ever find out how lame you really are, they’ll murder you in your sleep.
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Children Lame Murder Sleep
Tobacco is my favorite vegetable.
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Favorite Funny Tabacco Vegetable
The first thing you have to do if you want to raise nice kids, is you have to talk to them like they are people instead of talking to them like they’re property.
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Kids Positive Property
The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons and 85% morons.
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Space Universe
Everybody believes in something and everybody, by virtue of the fact that they believe in something, uses that something to support their own existence.
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Believe Existence Fact Support Virtue
Why do you necessarily have to be wrong just because a few million people think you are?
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Inspirational People Wrong
Power will be maintained by the groovy guy or gal who gets the most media coverage for his sleaze. Naturally, his friends in various businesses will do okay, too.
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Business Coverage Guy Maintain Media Power
I never set out to be weird. It was always other people who called me weird.
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People Weird
The richest people in the world aren’t particularly smart or happy. And the happiest people in the world aren’t particularly smart or rich. That leaves me making music. But we can’t talk about that.
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Happiness Music People Rich Smart
One and one is eleven.
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Inspirational One Liner
A composer is a guy who goes around forcing his will on unsuspecting air molecules, often with the assistance of unsuspecting musicians.
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Artist Force Molecule Music Suspect
Censoring what you say is one of the ways in which people who are not nice can take away your personal freedom.
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Freedom People Personal
May your shit come to life and kiss you on the face.
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Face Kiss Life Shit Struggle
There are only two things to remember. Number one: Don’t Stop, and number two: Keep going!
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Give Up Hustle Motivational Remember Stop
Writing about music is like dancing about architecture.
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Architecture Dance Music Writing
Jazz isn’t dead. It just smells funny.
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Dead Funny Jazz Music Smell
It’s better to have something to remember than anything to regret.
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Memories Past Regret Remember
Beauty is a pair of shoes that makes you wanna die.
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Beauty Die Shoes
A drug is not bad. A drug is a chemical compound. The problem comes in when people who take drugs treat them like a license to behave like an asshole.
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Asshole Chemical Compound Drugs People
Without music to decorate it, time is just a bunch of boring production deadlines or dates by which bills must be paid.
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Bill Bunch Date Deadline Decoration Music Production
Politics is the entertainment branch of industry.
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Branch Entertainment Industry Politics
You are what you is, you is what you am, you ain’t what you’re not. So see what you got?
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Be Yourself Believe
Don’t mind your make-up, you’d better make your mind up.
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Inspirational Make Up

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