“Beware of the fish people, they are the true enemy.”

Anything played wrong twice in a row is the beginning of an arrangement.

One size does not fit all.

It gets harder the more you know. Because the more you find out the uglier everything seems.

The illusion of freedom will continue as long as it’s profitable to continue the illusion.

Without deviation from the norm, progress is not possible.

You are what you is, you is what you am, you ain’t what you’re not. So see what you got?

Art is making something out of nothing and selling it.

All your children are poor unfortunate victims of systems beyond their control

Tobacco is my favorite vegetable.

Music is the most physically inspiring of all the arts.

I don’t want to spend my life explaining myself. You either get it, or you don’t.

Stupidity has a certain charm – ignorance does not.

A composer is a guy who goes around forcing his will on unsuspecting air molecules, often with the assistance of unsuspecting musicians.

If you pick up a guitar and it says, ‘take me, I’m yours,’ then that’s the one for you.

There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.

So many books, so little time.

Beware of the dogs, beware of the evil workers, beware of those who mutilate the flesh!

History teaches us to beware of the excitation of the liberated and the injustices that often accompany their righteous thirst for justice.

Beware not the enemy from ‘without’ but the enemy from ‘within’.

Beware of creating tedium!

Beware of the person who can’t be bothered by details.

Beware of endeavoring to become a great man in a hurry. One such attempt in ten thousand may succeed. These are fearful odds.

Beware the god who cannot laugh.

Beware the things of this world that can mean everything or nothing.