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Republican is fine, if your a millionaire. Democrats is fair, if all you own is what you wear. Neither of them’s really right, cause neither of them care.

Frank Zappa

Tobacco is my favorite vegetable.
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Favorite Funny Tabacco Vegetable
Power will be maintained by the groovy guy or gal who gets the most media coverage for his sleaze. Naturally, his friends in various businesses will do okay, too.
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Business Coverage Guy Maintain Media Power
I’m not black, but there’s a whole lot of times I wish I could say I’m not white.
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Black White
It’s better to have something to remember than anything to regret.
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Memories Past Regret Remember
I enjoy irritating the people who enjoy being irritated.
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Enjoyment Irritation People
Beauty is a pair of shoes that makes you wanna die.
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Beauty Die Shoes
Communism doesn’t work because people like to own stuff.
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Communism People Stuff Work
One size does not fit all.
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One Liner Size Truth
The most important thing to do in your life is to not interfere with somebody else’s life.
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Advice Interfere Life
To me absurdity is the only reality.
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Adsurd Reality
The only difference between a cult and a religion is the amount of real estate they own.
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Amount Atheist Difference Estate Religion
There’s a big difference between kneeling down and bending over.
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Atheist Bend Difference Knee
Environmental laws were not passed to protect our air and water, they were passed to get votes.
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Air Environment Protection Vote
You can bet everything will come to an end. It’s going to be ugly and it’s going to be a mess, and it’s going to be something that somebody did in the name of God.
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Bet Death God Life Mess Name Reality Ugly
Art is making something out of nothing and selling it.
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Art Sell
Music is the most physically inspiring of all the arts.
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Art Music Physical
I don’t want to see any religious people in public office because they’re working for another boss.
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Boss Public Religious Work
Why do you necessarily have to be wrong just because a few million people think you are?
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Inspirational People Wrong
A mind is like a parachute. It doesn’t work if it is not open.
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Deep Inspirational Mind Parachute Sarcastic
Everybody believes in something and everybody, by virtue of the fact that they believe in something, uses that something to support their own existence.
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Believe Existence Fact Support Virtue
Censoring what you say is one of the ways in which people who are not nice can take away your personal freedom.
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Freedom People Personal
All your children are poor unfortunate victims of systems beyond their control
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Beyond Children Control Poor System Unfortunate Victim
The more you can escape from how horrible things really are, the less it’s going to bother you and then, the worse things get.
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Bother Escape Horrible Inspirational
A drug is not bad. A drug is a chemical compound. The problem comes in when people who take drugs treat them like a license to behave like an asshole.
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Asshole Chemical Compound Drugs People
If you end up with a boring miserable life because you listened to your mom, your dad, your teacher, your priest, or some guy on television telling you how to do your shit, then you deserve it.
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Bore Deserve Life Listen Miserable Parents Shit Teacher
Without deviation from the norm, progress is not possible.
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Deviation Motivational Progress
Stupidity has a certain charm – ignorance does not.
FRANK ZAPPA

Charm Ignorance Stupidity

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