I don’t want to spend my life explaining myself. You either get it, or you don’t.
FRANK ZAPPAInformation is not knowledge. Knowledge is not wisdom. Wisdom is not truth. Truth is not beauty. Beauty is not love. Love is not music. Music is the best.
More Frank Zappa Quotes
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Sometimes you got to get sick before you can feel better.
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I don’t want to see any religious people in public office because they’re working for another boss.
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The more you can escape from how horrible things really are, the less it’s going to bother you and then, the worse things get.
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All your children are poor unfortunate victims of systems beyond their control
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Beauty is a pair of shoes that makes you wanna die.
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Republicans stand for raw, unbridled evil and greed and ignorance smothered in balloons and ribbons.
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A mind is like a parachute. It doesn’t work if it is not open.
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Drugs will turn you into your parents.
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Beware of the fish people, they are the true enemy.
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Jazz isn’t dead. It just smells funny.
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If you end up with a boring miserable life because you listened to your mom, your dad, your teacher, your priest, or some guy on television telling you how to do your shit, then you deserve it.
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Tobacco is my favorite vegetable.
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May your shit come to life and kiss you on the face.
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Reality is what it is, not what you want it to be.
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We could improve worldwide mental health if we acknowledged that parents can make you crazy.
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There is no such thing as a dirty word. Nor is there a word so powerful, that it’s going to send the listener to the lake of fire upon hearing it.
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Modern music is people who can’t think signing artists who can’t write songs to make records for people who can’t hear.
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Anything played wrong twice in a row is the beginning of an arrangement.
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The first thing you have to do if you want to raise nice kids, is you have to talk to them like they are people instead of talking to them like they’re property.
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Censoring what you say is one of the ways in which people who are not nice can take away your personal freedom.
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If your children ever find out how lame you really are, they’ll murder you in your sleep.
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We pretend to be a free society, and we pretend to be an adult society, but if you look at the facts, our news is just as contrived, and controlled as Pravda!
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One and one is eleven.
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Science is moving closer to weaponry, and Art is moving closer to commercialism. And never the twain shall meet.
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My best advice to anyone who wants to raise a happy, mentally healthy child is: Keep him or her as far away from a church as you can.
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If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.
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