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Information is not knowledge. Knowledge is not wisdom. Wisdom is not truth. Truth is not beauty. Beauty is not love. Love is not music. Music is the best.

Frank Zappa

Without music to decorate it, time is just a bunch of boring production deadlines or dates by which bills must be paid.
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Bill Bunch Date Deadline Decoration Music Production
Music is the only religion that delivers the goods.
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Deliver Goodness Music Religion
Communism doesn’t work because people like to own stuff.
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Communism People Stuff Work
One size does not fit all.
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One Liner Size Truth
Art is making something out of nothing and selling it.
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Art Sell
Drugs will turn you into your parents.
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Drugs Parents
My best advice to anyone who wants to raise a happy, mentally healthy child is: Keep him or her as far away from a church as you can.
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Advice Children Happiness Health
A mind is like a parachute. It doesn’t work if it is not open.
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Deep Inspirational Mind Parachute Sarcastic
The first thing you have to do if you want to raise nice kids, is you have to talk to them like they are people instead of talking to them like they’re property.
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Kids Positive Property
Power will be maintained by the groovy guy or gal who gets the most media coverage for his sleaze. Naturally, his friends in various businesses will do okay, too.
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Business Coverage Guy Maintain Media Power
Everybody believes in something and everybody, by virtue of the fact that they believe in something, uses that something to support their own existence.
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Believe Existence Fact Support Virtue
There are only two things to remember. Number one: Don’t Stop, and number two: Keep going!
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Give Up Hustle Motivational Remember Stop
The difference between religions and cults is determined by how much real estate is owned.
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Determination Difference Estate Religion
So many books, so little time.
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Book One Liner Time
There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.
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Hydrogen Life Stupidity Universe
You are what you is, you is what you am, you ain’t what you’re not. So see what you got?
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Be Yourself Believe
It gets harder the more you know. Because the more you find out the uglier everything seems.
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Judgment Knowledge Ugly
Music is always a commentary on society.
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Always Music Society
The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons and 85% morons.
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Space Universe
If you end up with a boring miserable life because you listened to your mom, your dad, your teacher, your priest, or some guy on television telling you how to do your shit, then you deserve it.
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Bore Deserve Life Listen Miserable Parents Shit Teacher
The only difference between a cult and a religion is the amount of real estate they own.
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Amount Atheist Difference Estate Religion
Don’t mind your make-up, you’d better make your mind up.
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Inspirational Make Up
It’s better to have something to remember than anything to regret.
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Memories Past Regret Remember
The illusion of freedom will continue as long as it’s profitable to continue the illusion.
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Freedom Illusion Profit
Writing about music is like dancing about architecture.
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Architecture Dance Music Writing
The most important thing to do in your life is to not interfere with somebody else’s life.
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Advice Interfere Life
The closer you are, the brighter the flames in my heart.
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Flame Heart Romantic

Information is not knowledge. Knowledge is not wisdom. Wisdom is not truth. Truth is not beauty. Beauty is not love. Love is not music. Music is the best.

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Information is not knowledge. Knowledge is not wisdom. Wisdom is not truth. Truth is not beauty. Beauty is not love. Love is not music. Music is the best.

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