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Frank Zappa

The computer can’t tell you the emotional story. It can give you the exact mathematical design, but what’s missing is the eyebrows.
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Computer Emotional Mathematics Story
There are more love songs than anything else. If songs could make you do something we’d all love one another.
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Love Music Song
Music is the most physically inspiring of all the arts.
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Art Music Physical
The richest people in the world aren’t particularly smart or happy. And the happiest people in the world aren’t particularly smart or rich. That leaves me making music. But we can’t talk about that.
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Happiness Music People Rich Smart
A composer is a guy who goes around forcing his will on unsuspecting air molecules, often with the assistance of unsuspecting musicians.
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Artist Force Molecule Music Suspect
Jazz isn’t dead. It just smells funny.
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Dead Funny Jazz Music Smell
Communism doesn’t work because people like to own stuff.
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Communism People Stuff Work
It’s better to have something to remember than anything to regret.
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Memories Past Regret Remember
We pretend to be a free society, and we pretend to be an adult society, but if you look at the facts, our news is just as contrived, and controlled as Pravda!
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Adult Fact Freedom Pretend Society
Sometimes you got to get sick before you can feel better.
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Healing Inspirational Sick
Without deviation from the norm, progress is not possible.
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Deviation Motivational Progress
The more you can escape from how horrible things really are, the less it’s going to bother you and then, the worse things get.
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Bother Escape Horrible Inspirational
If we can’t be free at least we can be cheap.
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Cheap Freedom
Writing about music is like dancing about architecture.
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Architecture Dance Music Writing
Environmental laws were not passed to protect our air and water, they were passed to get votes.
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Air Environment Protection Vote
Why do you necessarily have to be wrong just because a few million people think you are?
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Inspirational People Wrong

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