May your shit come to life and kiss you on the face.
FRANK ZAPPASo many books, so little time.
More Frank Zappa Quotes
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May your shit come to life and kiss you on the face.
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Music is the most physically inspiring of all the arts.
FRANK ZAPPAMusic is the most physically inspiring of all the arts.
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If you end up with a boring miserable life because you listened to your mom, your dad, your teacher, your priest, or some guy on television telling you how to do your shit, then you deserve it.
FRANK ZAPPAIf you end up with a boring miserable life because you listened to your mom, your dad, your teacher, your priest, or some guy on television telling you how to do your shit, then you deserve it.
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Drugs will turn you into your parents.
FRANK ZAPPADrugs will turn you into your parents.
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Censoring what you say is one of the ways in which people who are not nice can take away your personal freedom.
FRANK ZAPPACensoring what you say is one of the ways in which people who are not nice can take away your personal freedom.
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Power will be maintained by the groovy guy or gal who gets the most media coverage for his sleaze. Naturally, his friends in various businesses will do okay, too.
FRANK ZAPPAPower will be maintained by the groovy guy or gal who gets the most media coverage for his sleaze. Naturally, his friends in various businesses will do okay, too.
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The first thing you have to do if you want to raise nice kids, is you have to talk to them like they are people instead of talking to them like they’re property.
FRANK ZAPPAThe first thing you have to do if you want to raise nice kids, is you have to talk to them like they are people instead of talking to them like they’re property.
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Without music to decorate it, time is just a bunch of boring production deadlines or dates by which bills must be paid.
FRANK ZAPPAWithout music to decorate it, time is just a bunch of boring production deadlines or dates by which bills must be paid.
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All your children are poor unfortunate victims of systems beyond their control
FRANK ZAPPAAll your children are poor unfortunate victims of systems beyond their control
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I don’t want to spend my life explaining myself. You either get it, or you don’t.
FRANK ZAPPAI don’t want to spend my life explaining myself. You either get it, or you don’t.
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The illusion of freedom will continue as long as it’s profitable to continue the illusion.
FRANK ZAPPAThe illusion of freedom will continue as long as it’s profitable to continue the illusion.
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Republicans stand for raw, unbridled evil and greed and ignorance smothered in balloons and ribbons.
FRANK ZAPPARepublicans stand for raw, unbridled evil and greed and ignorance smothered in balloons and ribbons.
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We could improve worldwide mental health if we acknowledged that parents can make you crazy.
FRANK ZAPPAWe could improve worldwide mental health if we acknowledged that parents can make you crazy.
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Stupidity has a certain charm – ignorance does not.
FRANK ZAPPAStupidity has a certain charm – ignorance does not.
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Beauty is a pair of shoes that makes you wanna die.
FRANK ZAPPABeauty is a pair of shoes that makes you wanna die.
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Anything played wrong twice in a row is the beginning of an arrangement.
FRANK ZAPPAAnything played wrong twice in a row is the beginning of an arrangement.
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