black
grey
blue
red
brown
white

So many books, so little time.

Frank Zappa

Modern music is people who can’t think signing artists who can’t write songs to make records for people who can’t hear.
FRANK ZAPPA

Artist Modern Music Song
If you pick up a guitar and it says, ‘take me, I’m yours,’ then that’s the one for you.
FRANK ZAPPA

Guitar Romantic
The only difference between a cult and a religion is the amount of real estate they own.
FRANK ZAPPA

Amount Atheist Difference Estate Religion
You can bet everything will come to an end. It’s going to be ugly and it’s going to be a mess, and it’s going to be something that somebody did in the name of God.
FRANK ZAPPA

Bet Death God Life Mess Name Reality Ugly
Communism doesn’t work because people like to own stuff.
FRANK ZAPPA

Communism People Stuff Work
My best advice to anyone who wants to raise a happy, mentally healthy child is: Keep him or her as far away from a church as you can.
FRANK ZAPPA

Advice Children Happiness Health
A composer is a guy who goes around forcing his will on unsuspecting air molecules, often with the assistance of unsuspecting musicians.
FRANK ZAPPA

Artist Force Molecule Music Suspect
Music is the only religion that delivers the goods.
FRANK ZAPPA

Deliver Goodness Music Religion
There are only two things to remember. Number one: Don’t Stop, and number two: Keep going!
FRANK ZAPPA

Give Up Hustle Motivational Remember Stop
I don’t want to spend my life explaining myself. You either get it, or you don’t.
FRANK ZAPPA

Explanation Life Personality Spend
A wise man once said, never discuss philosophy or politics in a disco environment.
FRANK ZAPPA

Disco Environment Philosophy Politics
The illusion of freedom will continue as long as it’s profitable to continue the illusion.
FRANK ZAPPA

Freedom Illusion Profit
Republican is fine, if your a millionaire. Democrats is fair, if all you own is what you wear. Neither of them’s really right, cause neither of them care.
FRANK ZAPPA

Democracy Millionaire Politics Republic
Censoring what you say is one of the ways in which people who are not nice can take away your personal freedom.
FRANK ZAPPA

Freedom People Personal
Sometimes you got to get sick before you can feel better.
FRANK ZAPPA

Healing Inspirational Sick
May your shit come to life and kiss you on the face.
FRANK ZAPPA

Face Kiss Life Shit Struggle
Information is not knowledge. Knowledge is not wisdom. Wisdom is not truth. Truth is not beauty. Beauty is not love. Love is not music. Music is the best.
FRANK ZAPPA

Beauty Information Knowledge Love Music Truth Wisdom
If your children ever find out how lame you really are, they’ll murder you in your sleep.
FRANK ZAPPA

Children Lame Murder Sleep
Tobacco is my favorite vegetable.
FRANK ZAPPA

Favorite Funny Tabacco Vegetable
A drug is not bad. A drug is a chemical compound. The problem comes in when people who take drugs treat them like a license to behave like an asshole.
FRANK ZAPPA

Asshole Chemical Compound Drugs People
If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.
FRANK ZAPPA

College Education Laid Library
I never set out to be weird. It was always other people who called me weird.
FRANK ZAPPA

People Weird
Jazz isn’t dead. It just smells funny.
FRANK ZAPPA

Dead Funny Jazz Music Smell
A mind is like a parachute. It doesn’t work if it is not open.
FRANK ZAPPA

Deep Inspirational Mind Parachute Sarcastic
Without music to decorate it, time is just a bunch of boring production deadlines or dates by which bills must be paid.
FRANK ZAPPA

Bill Bunch Date Deadline Decoration Music Production
The computer can’t tell you the emotional story. It can give you the exact mathematical design, but what’s missing is the eyebrows.
FRANK ZAPPA

Computer Emotional Mathematics Story
It’s better to have something to remember than anything to regret.
FRANK ZAPPA

Memories Past Regret Remember

So many books, so little time.

Related Topics

Popular Authors

So many books, so little time.

Related Topics

Popular Authors

More Frank Zappa Quotes