If your children ever find out how lame you really are, they’ll murder you in your sleep.
FRANK ZAPPARepublicans stand for raw, unbridled evil and greed and ignorance smothered in balloons and ribbons.
More Frank Zappa Quotes
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If we can’t be free at least we can be cheap.
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There are only two things to remember. Number one: Don’t Stop, and number two: Keep going!
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There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.
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One and one is eleven.
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Republicans stand for raw, unbridled evil and greed and ignorance smothered in balloons and ribbons.
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You are what you is, you is what you am, you ain’t what you’re not. So see what you got?
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Power will be maintained by the groovy guy or gal who gets the most media coverage for his sleaze. Naturally, his friends in various businesses will do okay, too.
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The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons and 85% morons.
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Beware of the fish people, they are the true enemy.
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Censoring what you say is one of the ways in which people who are not nice can take away your personal freedom.
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To me absurdity is the only reality.
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Tobacco is my favorite vegetable.
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The closer you are, the brighter the flames in my heart.
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So many books, so little time.
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It gets harder the more you know. Because the more you find out the uglier everything seems.
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Without music to decorate it, time is just a bunch of boring production deadlines or dates by which bills must be paid.
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A mind is like a parachute. It doesn’t work if it is not open.
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All your children are poor unfortunate victims of systems beyond their control
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Music is the most physically inspiring of all the arts.
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I’m not black, but there’s a whole lot of times I wish I could say I’m not white.
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A wise man once said, never discuss philosophy or politics in a disco environment.
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The difference between religions and cults is determined by how much real estate is owned.
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You can bet everything will come to an end. It’s going to be ugly and it’s going to be a mess, and it’s going to be something that somebody did in the name of God.
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Beauty is a pair of shoes that makes you wanna die.
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Writing about music is like dancing about architecture.
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Music is the only religion that delivers the goods.
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