The first thing you have to do if you want to raise nice kids, is you have to talk to them like they are people instead of talking to them like they’re property.
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Republicans stand for raw, unbridled evil and greed and ignorance smothered in balloons and ribbons.
More Frank Zappa Quotes
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The first thing you have to do if you want to raise nice kids, is you have to talk to them like they are people instead of talking to them like they’re property.
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Don’t go to bed with any woman crazier than you are.
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Without deviation from the norm, progress is not possible.
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If your children ever find out how lame you really are, they’ll murder you in your sleep.
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A drug is not bad. A drug is a chemical compound. The problem comes in when people who take drugs treat them like a license to behave like an asshole.
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There is no such thing as a dirty word. Nor is there a word so powerful, that it’s going to send the listener to the lake of fire upon hearing it.
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Science is moving closer to weaponry, and Art is moving closer to commercialism. And never the twain shall meet.
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I’m not black, but there’s a whole lot of times I wish I could say I’m not white.
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Environmental laws were not passed to protect our air and water, they were passed to get votes.
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If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.
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Anything played wrong twice in a row is the beginning of an arrangement.
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The only difference between a cult and a religion is the amount of real estate they own.
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There’s a big difference between kneeling down and bending over.
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The most important thing to do in your life is to not interfere with somebody else’s life.
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Without music to decorate it, time is just a bunch of boring production deadlines or dates by which bills must be paid.
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