To me absurdity is the only reality.
FRANK ZAPPAThe more you can escape from how horrible things really are, the less it’s going to bother you and then, the worse things get.
More Frank Zappa Quotes
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My best advice to anyone who wants to raise a happy, mentally healthy child is: Keep him or her as far away from a church as you can.
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We could improve worldwide mental health if we acknowledged that parents can make you crazy.
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Reality is what it is, not what you want it to be.
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The computer can’t tell you the emotional story. It can give you the exact mathematical design, but what’s missing is the eyebrows.
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A mind is like a parachute. It doesn’t work if it is not open.
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If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.
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If we can’t be free at least we can be cheap.
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One size does not fit all.
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The difference between religions and cults is determined by how much real estate is owned.
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The first thing you have to do if you want to raise nice kids, is you have to talk to them like they are people instead of talking to them like they’re property.
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The price of meat has just gone up and your old lady has just gone down.
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The only difference between a cult and a religion is the amount of real estate they own.
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Anything played wrong twice in a row is the beginning of an arrangement.
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I enjoy irritating the people who enjoy being irritated.
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One and one is eleven.
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Politics is the entertainment branch of industry.
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Republican is fine, if your a millionaire. Democrats is fair, if all you own is what you wear. Neither of them’s really right, cause neither of them care.
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Republicans stand for raw, unbridled evil and greed and ignorance smothered in balloons and ribbons.
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You are what you is, you is what you am, you ain’t what you’re not. So see what you got?
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You can bet everything will come to an end. It’s going to be ugly and it’s going to be a mess, and it’s going to be something that somebody did in the name of God.
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Music is the only religion that delivers the goods.
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Art is making something out of nothing and selling it.
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The more you can escape from how horrible things really are, the less it’s going to bother you and then, the worse things get.
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A wise man once said, never discuss philosophy or politics in a disco environment.
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So many books, so little time.
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Music is always a commentary on society.
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