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Frank Zappa

Power will be maintained by the groovy guy or gal who gets the most media coverage for his sleaze. Naturally, his friends in various businesses will do okay, too.
FRANK ZAPPA

Business Coverage Guy Maintain Media Power
There’s a big difference between kneeling down and bending over.
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Atheist Bend Difference Knee
If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.
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College Education Laid Library
Republican is fine, if your a millionaire. Democrats is fair, if all you own is what you wear. Neither of them’s really right, cause neither of them care.
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Democracy Millionaire Politics Republic
One and one is eleven.
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Inspirational One Liner
There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.
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Hydrogen Life Stupidity Universe
I enjoy irritating the people who enjoy being irritated.
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Enjoyment Irritation People
The difference between religions and cults is determined by how much real estate is owned.
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Determination Difference Estate Religion
A mind is like a parachute. It doesn’t work if it is not open.
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Deep Inspirational Mind Parachute Sarcastic
Information is not knowledge. Knowledge is not wisdom. Wisdom is not truth. Truth is not beauty. Beauty is not love. Love is not music. Music is the best.
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Beauty Information Knowledge Love Music Truth Wisdom
Nobody looks good with brown lipstick on.
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Brown Lipstick Make Up
If you end up with a boring miserable life because you listened to your mom, your dad, your teacher, your priest, or some guy on television telling you how to do your shit, then you deserve it.
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Bore Deserve Life Listen Miserable Parents Shit Teacher
Politics is the entertainment branch of industry.
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Branch Entertainment Industry Politics
Environmental laws were not passed to protect our air and water, they were passed to get votes.
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Air Environment Protection Vote
The only difference between a cult and a religion is the amount of real estate they own.
FRANK ZAPPA

Amount Atheist Difference Estate Religion
The computer can’t tell you the emotional story. It can give you the exact mathematical design, but what’s missing is the eyebrows.
FRANK ZAPPA

Computer Emotional Mathematics Story
The most important thing to do in your life is to not interfere with somebody else’s life.
FRANK ZAPPA

Advice Interfere Life
Republicans stand for raw, unbridled evil and greed and ignorance smothered in balloons and ribbons.
FRANK ZAPPA

Balloon Greed Ignorance Republic Ribbon
Beauty is a pair of shoes that makes you wanna die.
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Beauty Die Shoes
Modern music is people who can’t think signing artists who can’t write songs to make records for people who can’t hear.
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Artist Modern Music Song
Sometimes you got to get sick before you can feel better.
FRANK ZAPPA

Healing Inspirational Sick
You are what you is, you is what you am, you ain’t what you’re not. So see what you got?
FRANK ZAPPA

Be Yourself Believe
It’s better to have something to remember than anything to regret.
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Memories Past Regret Remember
Don’t mind your make-up, you’d better make your mind up.
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Inspirational Make Up
Music is the only religion that delivers the goods.
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Deliver Goodness Music Religion
We could improve worldwide mental health if we acknowledged that parents can make you crazy.
FRANK ZAPPA

Acknowledgement Crazy Improvement Mental Health Parents
It gets harder the more you know. Because the more you find out the uglier everything seems.
FRANK ZAPPA

Judgment Knowledge Ugly

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