Jazz isn’t dead. It just smells funny.
FRANK ZAPPAOne and one is eleven.
More Frank Zappa Quotes
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Don’t go to bed with any woman crazier than you are.
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If we can’t be free at least we can be cheap.
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Republican is fine, if your a millionaire. Democrats is fair, if all you own is what you wear. Neither of them’s really right, cause neither of them care.
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Nobody looks good with brown lipstick on.
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A mind is like a parachute. It doesn’t work if it is not open.
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Censoring what you say is one of the ways in which people who are not nice can take away your personal freedom.
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I don’t want to see any religious people in public office because they’re working for another boss.
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Writing about music is like dancing about architecture.
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Music is always a commentary on society.
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Science is moving closer to weaponry, and Art is moving closer to commercialism. And never the twain shall meet.
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Music is the only religion that delivers the goods.
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Reality is what it is, not what you want it to be.
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If you pick up a guitar and it says, ‘take me, I’m yours,’ then that’s the one for you.
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The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons and 85% morons.
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If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.
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Communism doesn’t work because people like to own stuff.
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There’s a big difference between kneeling down and bending over.
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It’s better to have something to remember than anything to regret.
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One and one is eleven.
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Drugs will turn you into your parents.
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Environmental laws were not passed to protect our air and water, they were passed to get votes.
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Sometimes you got to get sick before you can feel better.
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Beauty is a pair of shoes that makes you wanna die.
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I enjoy irritating the people who enjoy being irritated.
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Power will be maintained by the groovy guy or gal who gets the most media coverage for his sleaze. Naturally, his friends in various businesses will do okay, too.
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The computer can’t tell you the emotional story. It can give you the exact mathematical design, but what’s missing is the eyebrows.
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