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We pretend to be a free society, and we pretend to be an adult society, but if you look at the facts, our news is just as contrived, and controlled as Pravda!

Frank Zappa

Art is making something out of nothing and selling it.
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Art Sell
We could improve worldwide mental health if we acknowledged that parents can make you crazy.
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Acknowledgement Crazy Improvement Mental Health Parents
If you pick up a guitar and it says, ‘take me, I’m yours,’ then that’s the one for you.
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Guitar Romantic
I enjoy irritating the people who enjoy being irritated.
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Enjoyment Irritation People
Environmental laws were not passed to protect our air and water, they were passed to get votes.
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Air Environment Protection Vote
We pretend to be a free society, and we pretend to be an adult society, but if you look at the facts, our news is just as contrived, and controlled as Pravda!
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Adult Fact Freedom Pretend Society
Anything played wrong twice in a row is the beginning of an arrangement.
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Arrangement Beginning Inspirational Play Wrong
The closer you are, the brighter the flames in my heart.
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Flame Heart Romantic
Drugs will turn you into your parents.
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Drugs Parents
Jazz isn’t dead. It just smells funny.
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Dead Funny Jazz Music Smell
If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.
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College Education Laid Library
The most important thing to do in your life is to not interfere with somebody else’s life.
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Advice Interfere Life
The illusion of freedom will continue as long as it’s profitable to continue the illusion.
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Freedom Illusion Profit
Don’t mind your make-up, you’d better make your mind up.
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Inspirational Make Up
A mind is like a parachute. It doesn’t work if it is not open.
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Deep Inspirational Mind Parachute Sarcastic
Communism doesn’t work because people like to own stuff.
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Communism People Stuff Work
There are more love songs than anything else. If songs could make you do something we’d all love one another.
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Love Music Song
If your children ever find out how lame you really are, they’ll murder you in your sleep.
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Children Lame Murder Sleep
All your children are poor unfortunate victims of systems beyond their control
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Beyond Children Control Poor System Unfortunate Victim
Music is the only religion that delivers the goods.
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Deliver Goodness Music Religion
I’m not black, but there’s a whole lot of times I wish I could say I’m not white.
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Black White
Sometimes you got to get sick before you can feel better.
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Healing Inspirational Sick
It’s better to have something to remember than anything to regret.
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Memories Past Regret Remember
One and one is eleven.
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Inspirational One Liner
You are what you is, you is what you am, you ain’t what you’re not. So see what you got?
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Be Yourself Believe
Power will be maintained by the groovy guy or gal who gets the most media coverage for his sleaze. Naturally, his friends in various businesses will do okay, too.
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Business Coverage Guy Maintain Media Power
I never set out to be weird. It was always other people who called me weird.
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People Weird

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