Of the many smells of Athens two seem to me the most characteristic – that of garlic, bold and deadly like acetylene gas. and that of dust, soft and warm and caressing like tweed.
EVELYN WAUGHRemember that, however patient your study, you will never in adult life learn any language perfectly; the best you can hope for is to be a bore.
More Evelyn Waugh Quotes
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I think it’s one of the kindest things you can do to the very wicked, to give them time to repent.
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Conversation should be like juggling; up go the balls and plates, up and over, in and out, good solid objects that glitter in the footlights and fall with a bang if you miss them.
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I prefer all but the very worst travel books, to all but the very best novels.
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Manners are especially the need of the plain. The pretty can get away with anything.
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O God, if there is a God, forgive him his sins, if there is such a thing as sin.
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Almost all crime is due to the repressed desire for aesthetic expression.
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For in that city -New York; there is neurosis in the air which the inhabitants mistake for energy.
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I did not know it was possible to be so miserable and live but I am told that this is a common experience.
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Charm is the great English blight. It does not exist outside these damp islands. It spots and kills anything it touches. It kills love; it kills art; I greatly fear, my dear Charles, it has killed you.
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Once you start changing a name, you see, there’s no reason ever to stop. One always hears one that sounds better.
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If a thing’s worth doing at all, it’s worth doing well.
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It is easy, retrospectively, to endow one’s youth with a false precocity or a false innocence; to tamper with the dates marking one’s stature on the edge of the door.
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The only thing that it is advisable to know in any language is the numerals; and even there, you can do a lot with the fingers.
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Enclosing every thin man, there’s a fat man demanding elbow-room.
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All this fuss about sleeping together. For physical pleasure I’d sooner go to my dentist any day.
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