Charm is the great English blight. It does not exist outside these damp islands. It spots and kills anything it touches. It kills love; it kills art; I greatly fear, my dear Charles, it has killed you.
EVELYN WAUGHA work of art is not a matter of thinking beautiful thoughts or experiencing tender emotions , but of intelligence, skill, taste, proportion, knowledge, discipline and industry; especially discipline.
More Evelyn Waugh Quotes
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I can’t bare you when you’re not amusing.
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Once you start changing a name, you see, there’s no reason ever to stop. One always hears one that sounds better.
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The human mind is inspired enough when it comes to inventing horrors; it is when it tries to invent a Heaven that it shows itself cloddish.
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The only thing that it is advisable to know in any language is the numerals; and even there, you can do a lot with the fingers.
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I did not know it was possible to be so miserable and live but I am told that this is a common experience.
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Words should be an intense pleasure just as leather should be to a shoemaker.
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I should like to bury something precious in every place where I’ve been happy and then, when I’m old and ugly and miserable, I could come back and dig it up and remember.
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Instead of this absurd division into sexes they ought to class people as static and dynamic.
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I’m quite deaf now; such a comfort.
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You don’t remove the evil in a person by killing the person.
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He was gifted with the sly, sharp instinct for self-preservation that passes for wisdom among the rich.
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It is no longer possible to accept the benefits of civilization and at the same time deny the supernatural basis upon which it is based.
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I read the newspapers with lively interest. It is seldom that they are absolutely, point-blank wrong. That is the popular belief, but those who are in the know can usually discern an embryo of truth, a little grit of fact, like the core of a pearl, round which have been deposited the delicate layers of ornament.
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A typical triumph of modern science to find the only part of Randolph that was not malignant and remove it.
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To understand all is to forgive all.
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Conversation should be like juggling; up go the balls and plates, up and over, in and out, good solid objects that glitter in the footlights and fall with a bang if you miss them.
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Words have basic inalienable meanings, departure from which is either conscious metaphor or inexcusable vulgarity.
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Manners are especially the need of the plain. The pretty can get away with anything.
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Money is only useful when you get rid of it. It is like the odd card in ‘Old Maid’; the player who is finally left with it has lost.
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If politicians and scientists were lazier, how much happier we should all be.
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The great charm in argument is really finding one’s own opinions, not other people’s.
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There is something incomparably thrilling in first opening a brand new book.
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One forgets words as one forgets names. One’s vocabulary needs constant fertilizing or it will die.
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I think there’s almost nothing I can’t excuse except perhaps worshiping graven images. That seems to be idiotic.
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Where can we hide in fair weather, we orphans of the storm?
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I think it’s one of the kindest things you can do to the very wicked, to give them time to repent.
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