I’m one of the blind alleys off the main road of procreation.
EVELYN WAUGHOf the many smells of Athens two seem to me the most characteristic – that of garlic, bold and deadly like acetylene gas. and that of dust, soft and warm and caressing like tweed.
More Evelyn Waugh Quotes
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Aesthetic value is often the by-product of the artist striving to do something else.
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Mr. Wodehouse’s idyllic world can never stale. He will continue to release future generations from captivity that may be more irksome than our own. He has made a world for us to live in and delight in.
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There’s only one great evil in the world today. Despair.
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Money is only useful when you get rid of it. It is like the odd card in ‘Old Maid’; the player who is finally left with it has lost.
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Remember that, however patient your study, you will never in adult life learn any language perfectly; the best you can hope for is to be a bore.
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You don’t remove the evil in a person by killing the person.
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Every Englishman abroad, until it is proved to the contrary, likes to consider himself a traveller and not a tourist.
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To know and love one other human being is the root of all wisdom.
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Its a rather pleasant change when all your life you’ve had people looking after you, to have someone to look after yourself. Only of course it has to be someone pretty hopeless to need looking after by me.
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For in that city -New York; there is neurosis in the air which the inhabitants mistake for energy.
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I put the words down and push them a bit.
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Of the many smells of Athens two seem to me the most characteristic – that of garlic, bold and deadly like acetylene gas. and that of dust, soft and warm and caressing like tweed.
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Where can we hide in fair weather, we orphans of the storm?
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O God, if there is a God, forgive him his sins, if there is such a thing as sin.
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We possess nothing certainly except the past.
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Charm is the great English blight. It does not exist outside these damp islands. It spots and kills anything it touches. It kills love; it kills art; I greatly fear, my dear Charles, it has killed you.
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Not everyone grows to be old, but everyone has been younger than he is now.
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It is easy, retrospectively, to endow one’s youth with a false precocity or a false innocence; to tamper with the dates marking one’s stature on the edge of the door.
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Instead of this absurd division into sexes they ought to class people as static and dynamic.
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The only thing that it is advisable to know in any language is the numerals; and even there, you can do a lot with the fingers.
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Conversation should be like juggling; up go the balls and plates, up and over, in and out, good solid objects that glitter in the footlights and fall with a bang if you miss them.
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We cherish our friends not for their ability to amuse us, but for ours to amuse them…
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A work of art is not a matter of thinking beautiful thoughts or experiencing tender emotions , but of intelligence, skill, taste, proportion, knowledge, discipline and industry; especially discipline.
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When we argue for our limitations, we get to keep them.
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If politicians and scientists were lazier, how much happier we should all be.
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I don’t believe that people would ever fall in love or want to be married if they hadn’t been told about it. It’s like abroad: no one would want to go there if they hadn’t been told it existed.
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