I regard writing not as an investigation of character but as an exercise in the use of language, and with this I am obsessed.
EVELYN WAUGHO God, if there is a God, forgive him his sins, if there is such a thing as sin.
More Evelyn Waugh Quotes
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I prefer all but the very worst travel books, to all but the very best novels.
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They are a very decent generous lot of people out here and they don’t expect you to listen. It’s the secret of social ease in this country. They talk entirely for their own pleasure. Nothing they say is designed to be heard.
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Not everyone grows to be old, but everyone has been younger than he is now.
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Remember that, however patient your study, you will never in adult life learn any language perfectly; the best you can hope for is to be a bore.
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Once you start changing a name, you see, there’s no reason ever to stop. One always hears one that sounds better.
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Her heart was broken perhaps, but it was a small inexpensive organ of local manufacture. In a wider and grander way she felt things had been simplified.
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He was gifted with the sly, sharp instinct for self-preservation that passes for wisdom among the rich.
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It is easy, retrospectively, to endow one’s youth with a false precocity or a false innocence; to tamper with the dates marking one’s stature on the edge of the door.
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Its a rather pleasant change when all your life you’ve had people looking after you, to have someone to look after yourself. Only of course it has to be someone pretty hopeless to need looking after by me.
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For in that city -New York; there is neurosis in the air which the inhabitants mistake for energy.
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To know and love one other human being is the root of all wisdom.
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Almost all crime is due to the repressed desire for aesthetic expression.
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Mr. Wodehouse’s idyllic world can never stale. He will continue to release future generations from captivity that may be more irksome than our own. He has made a world for us to live in and delight in.
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O God, make me good, but not yet.
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Charm is the great English blight. It does not exist outside these damp islands. It spots and kills anything it touches. It kills love; it kills art; I greatly fear, my dear Charles, it has killed you.
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If you asked me now who I am, the only answer I could give with any certainty would be my name. For the rest: my loves, my hates, down even to my deepest desires, I can no longer say whether these emotions are my own, or stolen from those I once so desperately wished to be.
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Aesthetic value is often the by-product of the artist striving to do something else.
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You don’t remove the evil in a person by killing the person.
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Words have basic inalienable meanings, departure from which is either conscious metaphor or inexcusable vulgarity.
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Conversation should be like juggling; up go the balls and plates, up and over, in and out, good solid objects that glitter in the footlights and fall with a bang if you miss them.
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I should like to bury something precious in every place where I’ve been happy and then, when I’m old and ugly and miserable, I could come back and dig it up and remember.
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Don’t hold your parents up to contempt. After all, you are their son, and it is just possible that you may take after them.
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Words should be an intense pleasure just as leather should be to a shoemaker.
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Perhaps host and guest is really the happiest relation for father and son.
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After all, damn it, what does being in love mean if you can’t trust a person.
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It is a curious thing. That every creed promises a paradise which will be absolutely uninhabitable for anyone of civilized taste.
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