Words should be an intense pleasure just as leather should be to a shoemaker.
EVELYN WAUGHThe trouble with modern education is you never know how ignorant they are.
More Evelyn Waugh Quotes
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The only thing that it is advisable to know in any language is the numerals; and even there, you can do a lot with the fingers.
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We cherish our friends not for their ability to amuse us, but for ours to amuse them…
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What is youth except a man or a woman before it is ready or fit to be seen.
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Conversation should be like juggling; up go the balls and plates, up and over, in and out, good solid objects that glitter in the footlights and fall with a bang if you miss them.
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Punctuality is the virtue of the bored.
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Enclosing every thin man, there’s a fat man demanding elbow-room.
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There is something incomparably thrilling in first opening a brand new book.
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There’s only one great evil in the world today. Despair.
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Manners are especially the need of the plain. The pretty can get away with anything.
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We possess nothing certainly except the past.
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The human mind is inspired enough when it comes to inventing horrors; it is when it tries to invent a Heaven that it shows itself cloddish.
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Once you start changing a name, you see, there’s no reason ever to stop. One always hears one that sounds better.
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I think there’s almost nothing I can’t excuse except perhaps worshiping graven images. That seems to be idiotic.
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It is no longer possible to accept the benefits of civilization and at the same time deny the supernatural basis upon which it is based.
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I haven’t been to sleep for over a year. That’s why I go to bed early. One needs more rest if one doesn’t sleep.
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Perhaps host and guest is really the happiest relation for father and son.
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Anyone could write a novel given six weeks, pen paper, and no telephone or wife.
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He had no strength for any other war than his own solitary struggle to keep alive.
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Instead of this absurd division into sexes they ought to class people as static and dynamic.
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Her heart was broken perhaps, but it was a small inexpensive organ of local manufacture. In a wider and grander way she felt things had been simplified.
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When we argue for our limitations, we get to keep them.
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Remember that, however patient your study, you will never in adult life learn any language perfectly; the best you can hope for is to be a bore.
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To understand all is to forgive all.
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If politicians and scientists were lazier, how much happier we should all be.
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An artist must be a reactionary. He has to stand out against the tenor of the age and not go flopping along.
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It is a curious thing. That every creed promises a paradise which will be absolutely uninhabitable for anyone of civilized taste.
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