News is what a chap who doesn’t care much about anything wants to read.
EVELYN WAUGHHe was gifted with the sly, sharp instinct for self-preservation that passes for wisdom among the rich.
More Evelyn Waugh Quotes
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I don’t believe that people would ever fall in love or want to be married if they hadn’t been told about it. It’s like abroad: no one would want to go there if they hadn’t been told it existed.
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They are a very decent generous lot of people out here and they don’t expect you to listen. It’s the secret of social ease in this country. They talk entirely for their own pleasure. Nothing they say is designed to be heard.
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You don’t remove the evil in a person by killing the person.
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When we argue for our limitations, we get to keep them.
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To know and love one other human being is the root of all wisdom.
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Of the many smells of Athens two seem to me the most characteristic – that of garlic, bold and deadly like acetylene gas. and that of dust, soft and warm and caressing like tweed.
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Mr. Wodehouse’s idyllic world can never stale. He will continue to release future generations from captivity that may be more irksome than our own. He has made a world for us to live in and delight in.
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I’m quite deaf now; such a comfort.
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One forgets words as one forgets names. One’s vocabulary needs constant fertilizing or it will die.
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Money is only useful when you get rid of it. It is like the odd card in ‘Old Maid’; the player who is finally left with it has lost.
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I’m one of the blind alleys off the main road of procreation.
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What is youth except a man or a woman before it is ready or fit to be seen.
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Manners are especially the need of the plain. The pretty can get away with anything.
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I put the words down and push them a bit.
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Once you start changing a name, you see, there’s no reason ever to stop. One always hears one that sounds better.
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Charm is the great English blight. It does not exist outside these damp islands. It spots and kills anything it touches. It kills love; it kills art; I greatly fear, my dear Charles, it has killed you.
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Here I am,’ I thought, ‘back from the jungle, back from the ruins. Here, where wealth is no longer gorgeous and power has no dignity.
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A typical triumph of modern science to find the only part of Randolph that was not malignant and remove it.
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An artist must be a reactionary. He has to stand out against the tenor of the age and not go flopping along.
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My children weary me. I can only see them as defective adults: feckless, destructive, frivolous, sensual, humorless.
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Instead of this absurd division into sexes they ought to class people as static and dynamic.
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The great charm in argument is really finding one’s own opinions, not other people’s.
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Perhaps host and guest is really the happiest relation for father and son.
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To understand all is to forgive all.
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All this fuss about sleeping together. For physical pleasure I’d sooner go to my dentist any day.
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I read the newspapers with lively interest. It is seldom that they are absolutely, point-blank wrong. That is the popular belief, but those who are in the know can usually discern an embryo of truth, a little grit of fact, like the core of a pearl, round which have been deposited the delicate layers of ornament.
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