The only thing that it is advisable to know in any language is the numerals; and even there, you can do a lot with the fingers.
EVELYN WAUGHHe was gifted with the sly, sharp instinct for self-preservation that passes for wisdom among the rich.
More Evelyn Waugh Quotes
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Port is not for the very young, the vain and the active. It is the comfort of age and the companion of the scholar and the philosopher.
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Not everyone grows to be old, but everyone has been younger than he is now.
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To know and love one other human being is the root of all wisdom.
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Aesthetic value is often the by-product of the artist striving to do something else.
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I don’t believe that people would ever fall in love or want to be married if they hadn’t been told about it. It’s like abroad: no one would want to go there if they hadn’t been told it existed.
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Enclosing every thin man, there’s a fat man demanding elbow-room.
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I think there’s almost nothing I can’t excuse except perhaps worshiping graven images. That seems to be idiotic.
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Perhaps host and guest is really the happiest relation for father and son.
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We cherish our friends not for their ability to amuse us, but for ours to amuse them…
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The human mind is inspired enough when it comes to inventing horrors; it is when it tries to invent a Heaven that it shows itself cloddish.
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If politicians and scientists were lazier, how much happier we should all be.
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When we argue for our limitations, we get to keep them.
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Don’t hold your parents up to contempt. After all, you are their son, and it is just possible that you may take after them.
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If you asked me now who I am, the only answer I could give with any certainty would be my name. For the rest: my loves, my hates, down even to my deepest desires, I can no longer say whether these emotions are my own, or stolen from those I once so desperately wished to be.
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I’m one of the blind alleys off the main road of procreation.
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