I think there’s almost nothing I can’t excuse except perhaps worshiping graven images. That seems to be idiotic.
EVELYN WAUGHThey are a very decent generous lot of people out here and they don’t expect you to listen. It’s the secret of social ease in this country. They talk entirely for their own pleasure. Nothing they say is designed to be heard.
More Evelyn Waugh Quotes
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Remember that, however patient your study, you will never in adult life learn any language perfectly; the best you can hope for is to be a bore.
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The only thing that it is advisable to know in any language is the numerals; and even there, you can do a lot with the fingers.
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We cherish our friends not for their ability to amuse us, but for ours to amuse them…
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If you asked me now who I am, the only answer I could give with any certainty would be my name. For the rest: my loves, my hates, down even to my deepest desires, I can no longer say whether these emotions are my own, or stolen from those I once so desperately wished to be.
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What is youth except a man or a woman before it is ready or fit to be seen.
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Sometimes, I feel the past and the future pressing so hard on either side that there’s no room for the present at all.
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Mr. Wodehouse’s idyllic world can never stale. He will continue to release future generations from captivity that may be more irksome than our own. He has made a world for us to live in and delight in.
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We possess nothing certainly except the past.
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If politicians and scientists were lazier, how much happier we should all be.
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I think it’s one of the kindest things you can do to the very wicked, to give them time to repent.
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I haven’t been to sleep for over a year. That’s why I go to bed early. One needs more rest if one doesn’t sleep.
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There is something incomparably thrilling in first opening a brand new book.
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O God, make me good, but not yet.
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Enclosing every thin man, there’s a fat man demanding elbow-room.
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I regard writing not as an investigation of character but as an exercise in the use of language, and with this I am obsessed.
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My children weary me. I can only see them as defective adults: feckless, destructive, frivolous, sensual, humorless.
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Conversation should be like juggling; up go the balls and plates, up and over, in and out, good solid objects that glitter in the footlights and fall with a bang if you miss them.
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News is what a chap who doesn’t care much about anything wants to read.
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After all, damn it, what does being in love mean if you can’t trust a person.
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Your actions, and your action alone, determines your worth.
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Punctuality is the virtue of the bored.
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Manners are especially the need of the plain. The pretty can get away with anything.
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When we argue for our limitations, we get to keep them.
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I prefer all but the very worst travel books, to all but the very best novels.
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Here I am,’ I thought, ‘back from the jungle, back from the ruins. Here, where wealth is no longer gorgeous and power has no dignity.
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To know and love one other human being is the root of all wisdom.
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