After all, damn it, what does being in love mean if you can’t trust a person.
EVELYN WAUGHThere’s only one great evil in the world today. Despair.
More Evelyn Waugh Quotes
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I’m one of the blind alleys off the main road of procreation.
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Instead of this absurd division into sexes they ought to class people as static and dynamic.
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Aesthetic value is often the by-product of the artist striving to do something else.
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I put the words down and push them a bit.
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Words should be an intense pleasure just as leather should be to a shoemaker.
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If you asked me now who I am, the only answer I could give with any certainty would be my name. For the rest: my loves, my hates, down even to my deepest desires, I can no longer say whether these emotions are my own, or stolen from those I once so desperately wished to be.
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Perhaps host and guest is really the happiest relation for father and son.
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I should like to bury something precious in every place where I’ve been happy and then, when I’m old and ugly and miserable, I could come back and dig it up and remember.
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Anyone could write a novel given six weeks, pen paper, and no telephone or wife.
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If politicians and scientists were lazier, how much happier we should all be.
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I think there’s almost nothing I can’t excuse except perhaps worshiping graven images. That seems to be idiotic.
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I did not know it was possible to be so miserable and live but I am told that this is a common experience.
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What is youth except a man or a woman before it is ready or fit to be seen.
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O God, if there is a God, forgive him his sins, if there is such a thing as sin.
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For in that city -New York; there is neurosis in the air which the inhabitants mistake for energy.
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Conversation should be like juggling; up go the balls and plates, up and over, in and out, good solid objects that glitter in the footlights and fall with a bang if you miss them.
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I can’t bare you when you’re not amusing.
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The only thing that it is advisable to know in any language is the numerals; and even there, you can do a lot with the fingers.
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Manners are especially the need of the plain. The pretty can get away with anything.
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It is no longer possible to accept the benefits of civilization and at the same time deny the supernatural basis upon which it is based.
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The trouble with modern education is you never know how ignorant they are.
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Once you start changing a name, you see, there’s no reason ever to stop. One always hears one that sounds better.
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Your actions, and your action alone, determines your worth.
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The splendid thing about education is that everyone wants it. Like influenza, you can give it away without losing any of it yourself.
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Money is only useful when you get rid of it. It is like the odd card in ‘Old Maid’; the player who is finally left with it has lost.
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There’s only one great evil in the world today. Despair.
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