I regard writing not as an investigation of character but as an exercise in the use of language, and with this I am obsessed.
EVELYN WAUGHThe splendid thing about education is that everyone wants it. Like influenza, you can give it away without losing any of it yourself.
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Don’t hold your parents up to contempt. After all, you are their son, and it is just possible that you may take after them.
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To understand all is to forgive all.
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We cherish our friends not for their ability to amuse us, but for ours to amuse them…
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One forgets words as one forgets names. One’s vocabulary needs constant fertilizing or it will die.
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Not everyone grows to be old, but everyone has been younger than he is now.
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O God, if there is a God, forgive him his sins, if there is such a thing as sin.
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The human mind is inspired enough when it comes to inventing horrors; it is when it tries to invent a Heaven that it shows itself cloddish.
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I haven’t been to sleep for over a year. That’s why I go to bed early. One needs more rest if one doesn’t sleep.
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The splendid thing about education is that everyone wants it. Like influenza, you can give it away without losing any of it yourself.
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I don’t believe that people would ever fall in love or want to be married if they hadn’t been told about it. It’s like abroad: no one would want to go there if they hadn’t been told it existed.
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There is something incomparably thrilling in first opening a brand new book.
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You don’t remove the evil in a person by killing the person.
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Conversation should be like juggling; up go the balls and plates, up and over, in and out, good solid objects that glitter in the footlights and fall with a bang if you miss them.
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A work of art is not a matter of thinking beautiful thoughts or experiencing tender emotions , but of intelligence, skill, taste, proportion, knowledge, discipline and industry; especially discipline.
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It is easy, retrospectively, to endow one’s youth with a false precocity or a false innocence; to tamper with the dates marking one’s stature on the edge of the door.
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I think it’s one of the kindest things you can do to the very wicked, to give them time to repent.
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I’m one of the blind alleys off the main road of procreation.
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Here I am,’ I thought, ‘back from the jungle, back from the ruins. Here, where wealth is no longer gorgeous and power has no dignity.
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Aesthetic value is often the by-product of the artist striving to do something else.
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All this fuss about sleeping together. For physical pleasure I’d sooner go to my dentist any day.
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When we argue for our limitations, we get to keep them.
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Words should be an intense pleasure just as leather should be to a shoemaker.
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Almost all crime is due to the repressed desire for aesthetic expression.
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You have no idea how much nastier I would be if I was not a Catholic. Without supernatural aid I would hardly be a human being.
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If a thing’s worth doing at all, it’s worth doing well.
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Every Englishman abroad, until it is proved to the contrary, likes to consider himself a traveller and not a tourist.
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