Once I put it down I couldn’t pick it back up.
GROUCHO MARXTime flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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If you’ve heard this story before, don’t stop me, because I’d like to hear it again.
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I’ve been looking for a girl like you – not you, but a girl like you.
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Why, look at me. I’ve worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.
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I don’t know why, but whenever I dream of a nurse she always has red hair.
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Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself.
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Each morning when I open my eyes I say to myself: I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today.
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I only write first editions.
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I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally.
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Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you.
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My mother loved children – she would have given anything if I had been one.
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Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
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Laugh and the world laughs with you, cry and you’re probably watching the wrong channel.
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Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself.
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When you’re in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, ‘Damn, that was fun’.
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Before I speak, I have something important to say.
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