I’ve been looking for a girl like you – not you, but a girl like you.
GROUCHO MARXTime flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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Who says Television isn’t educational, as soon as the T.V. comes on I read a book.
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A man is only as old as the woman he feels.
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We left New York drunk and early on the morning of February second.
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All people are born alike except Republicans and Democrats.
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Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted.
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Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.
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From the moment I picked up your book until I put it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.
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If you’re not having fun, you’re doing something wrong.
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You can leave in a huff. Or you can leave in a minute and a huff.
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Why, look at me. I’ve worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.
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Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.
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Laugh and the world laughs with you, cry and you’re probably watching the wrong channel.
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We’ll meet at the theater tonight. I’ll hold your seat ’til you get there. Once you get there; you’re on your own.
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The trouble with writing a book about yourself is that you can’t fool around.
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Go, and never darken my towels again.
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