If a black cat crosses your path, it signifies that the animal is going somewhere.
GROUCHO MARXA hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy
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Somebody once said it’s what you dont see you’re interested in, and this is true.
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Hollywood brides keep the bouquets and throw away the grooms.
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Humour is reason gone mad.
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Anything that can’t be done in bed isn’t worth doing at all.
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I only write first editions.
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Do you mind if I don’t smoke?
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I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll be glad to make an exception.
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Here’s to our wives and girlfriends, may they never meet!
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Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo.
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I must admit, I was born at an early age.
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I intend to live forever, or die trying.
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A man is only as old as the woman he feels.
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A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.
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If I hold you any closer I’ll be in back of you!
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