“Justin Timberlake is everything, and what more could you want in a person? He’s funny. He’s cute. He’s great. He just understands. I get him and he gets me, and that’s cool.”

For my sanity, I need to dance every night of my life.

I used to be a cool chick but I’m not anymore.

I do not care what people think.

Rebel just for the kicks.

I’ve never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don’t like eating fish.

When things take a long time, I really get stubborn.

I held the snake at VMA’s one time and decided to go ahead 20 years later and become the motherfucking snake myself.

As a mother, the one thing that always goes through your head is, You’re never enough. You never can be enough – or do enough – for your kids. It’s a never-ending issue for me.

I know not everyone will like me, but this is who I am so if you don’t like it, tough!

I don’t allow anybody to change me. I still walk outta my house in rollers and I take walks.

I did not have implants, I just had a growth spurt.

Whereas before I was a young, blonde girl who would do what she was told. I know who I am as a person and I’m getting damn strong.

I’m pretty normal, you know?

I’m into the food in Vegas. I’m willing to go to nice restaurants for sushi and stuff like that.

I definitely like to go out and dance. I’m a big vibe person when it comes to music so a song really has to make me feel a certain way in order for me to fall in love with it.

I have to feel connected before I record and the song has to spark something inside me. Very few songs do that. I guess it’s a good process because I love all of my music.

Ladies pick funny things to be proud of.

The good thing about masturbation is that you don’t have to get dressed up for it.

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

If Christ came back he would drive his treacherous servants out of the temple with a whip.

The joke was that President Bush only declared war when Starbucks was hit. You can mess with the U.N. all you want, but when you start interfering with the right to get caffeinated, someone has to pay.

I believe more in the scissors than I do in the pencil.

I went to a restaurant that serves ‘breakfast at any time’. So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.

Sugar free? With the name Sugarpova I don’t think I will be doing anything sugar free very soon.