“Justin Timberlake is everything, and what more could you want in a person? He’s funny. He’s cute. He’s great. He just understands. I get him and he gets me, and that’s cool.”

Devil is in the details.

Christina Aguilera and I are friends no matter what the media makes up.

I’m attracted to guys who are really confident and make conversation.

Onstage I’m the happiest person in the world.

I notice that if there are some times I’ve been stressed because I’m human and stress about things, that affects your kids. So you have to make sure you’re a happy mom so they can be happy.

I need to make mistakes, just to learn (who I am)

For me, success isn’t a state of mind. I feel like success isn’t about conquering something; it’s being happy with who you are.

I’m still the same person I’ve always been.

I get to go to overseas places, like Canada.

It’s no secret I’m a shy person.

I have no regrets. I find everything happens for a reason and the reason why maybe this is happening is I won’t take BS from anyone. And I think it’s making me stand out on my own and be very independent and fight for what I believe in.

I am an extremely wicked-looking vampire but really that’s the whole point.

I really love doing yoga. My main ritual is yoga. I do a lot of yoga.

A tiny bit of obscure delicacy written all over her face at all times.

I can’t go anywhere without someone judging me.

I don’t understand the whole dating thing. I know right off the bat if I’m interested in someone, and I don’t want them to waste their money on me and take me out to eat if I know I’m not interested in that person.

A person who wasn’t outraged on first hearing about quantum theory didn’t understand what had been said.

Freedom of press is limited to those who own one.

A judge is a law student who marks his own examination papers.

The common argument that crime is caused by poverty is a kind of slander on the poor.

A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin.

Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats.

Heck by the time a man scratches his behind, clears his throat, and tells me how smart he is, we’ve already wasted fifteen minutes.

One day ladies will take their computers for walks in the park and tell each other, “My little computer said such a funny thing this morning”.