Humour is reason gone mad.
GROUCHO MARXIf you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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Who says Television isn’t educational, as soon as the T.V. comes on I read a book.
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Whoever named it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.
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I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally.
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A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.
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From the moment I picked up your book until I put it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.
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Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
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I have nothing but respect for you and not much of that.
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Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.
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No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.
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All geniuses die young.
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Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself.
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Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn’t arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I’m going to be happy in it.
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If you are one of those lucky persons who own a pen that writes underwater, you might try living in a swimming pool.
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I wouldn’t want to belong to a club that would have me as a member.
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We left New York drunk and early on the morning of February second.
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