Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men – the other 999 follow women.
GROUCHO MARXI never go to movies where the hero’s tits are bigger than the heroine’s.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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Who says Television isn’t educational, as soon as the T.V. comes on I read a book.
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A child of five could understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.
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Go, and never darken my towels again.
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The only real laughter comes from despair.
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Either this man is dead or my watch has stopped.
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Once I put it down I couldn’t pick it back up.
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Why don’t you bore a hole in yourself and let the sap run out?
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Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
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A year ago I came here without a nickle in my pocket, now, I’ve got a nickle in my pocket.
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Everyone must believe in something. I believe I’ll have another beer.
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I have nothing but respect for you and not much of that.
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You can leave in a huff. Or you can leave in a minute and a huff.
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Why, look at me. I’ve worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.
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If you’re not having fun, you’re doing something wrong.
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Getting older is no problem. You just have to live long enough.
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