He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don’t let that fool you. He really is an idiot.
GROUCHO MARXSomebody once said it’s what you dont see you’re interested in, and this is true.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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I don’t know why, but whenever I dream of a nurse she always has red hair.
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She’s so in love with me, she doesn’t know anything. That’s why she’s in love with me.
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My mother loved children – she would have given anything if I had been one.
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Everyone must believe in something. I believe I’ll have another beer.
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From the moment I picked up your book until I put it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.
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When you’re in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, ‘Damn, that was fun’.
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Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
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All geniuses die young.
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Time wounds all heels.
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I’m not crazy about reality, but it’s still the only place to get a decent meal.
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Whoever named it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.
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I intend to live forever, or die trying.
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Hollywood brides keep the bouquets and throw away the grooms.
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Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.
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All people are born alike except Republicans and Democrats.
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