Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you.
GROUCHO MARXSomebody once said it’s what you dont see you’re interested in, and this is true.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself.
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My mother loved children – she would have given anything if I had been one.
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If I hold you any closer I’ll be in back of you!
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Everyone must believe in something. I believe I’ll have another beer.
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Well, art is art, isn’t it? Still, on the other hand, water is water!
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You can leave in a huff. Or you can leave in a minute and a huff.
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Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him.
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Whatever it is, I’m against it.
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A man is only as old as the woman he feels.
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Most young women do not welcome promiscuous advances.
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Whoever named it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.
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Before I speak, I have something important to say.
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Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.
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If you write about yourself the slightest deviation makes you realize instantly that there may be honor among thieves, but you are just a dirty liar.
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Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
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