Whoever named it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.
GROUCHO MARX
Why don’t you bore a hole in yourself and let the sap run out?
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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Whoever named it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.
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I’ve been looking for a girl like you – not you, but a girl like you.
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Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
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Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?
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We left New York drunk and early on the morning of February second.
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I love to read. My education is self-inflicted.
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A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.
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If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.
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While money can’t buy happiness, it certainly lets you choose your own form of misery.
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Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you.
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Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog it’s too dark to read.
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Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted.
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If a black cat crosses your path, it signifies that the animal is going somewhere.
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Before I speak, I have something important to say.
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I only write first editions.
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Humour is reason gone mad.
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