Just give me a comfortable couch, a dog, a good book, and a woman.
GROUCHO MARXI think women are sexy when they got some clothes on. And if later they take them off then you’ve triumphed.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
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The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
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Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.
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Getting older is no problem. You just have to live long enough.
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If you’ve heard this story before, don’t stop me, because I’d like to hear it again.
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Here’s to our wives and girlfriends, may they never meet!
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I think women are sexy when they got some clothes on. And if later they take them off then you’ve triumphed.
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Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo.
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All people are born alike except Republicans and Democrats.
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I’ve been looking for a girl like you – not you, but a girl like you.
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The only real laughter comes from despair.
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Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse.
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If you are one of those lucky persons who own a pen that writes underwater, you might try living in a swimming pool.
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If you write about yourself the slightest deviation makes you realize instantly that there may be honor among thieves, but you are just a dirty liar.
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She got her looks from her father. He’s a plastic surgeon.
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