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Mark Twain Quote - If you don’t read the newspaper, you’re uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you’re mis-informed.

If you don’t read the newspaper, you’re uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you’re mis-informed.

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Never allow someone to be your priority while allowing yourself to be their option.
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You can’t depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
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Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I’ve done it thousands of times.
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Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please.
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When angry, count four. When very angry, swear.
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Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in.
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