The secret to getting ahead is getting started.
MARK TWAINBe good and you will be lonesome.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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There is a charm about the forbidden that makes it unspeakably desirable.
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Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.
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Don’t go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.
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The most interesting information come from children, for they tell all they know and then stop.
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Never allow someone to be your priority while allowing yourself to be their option.
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I’ve lived through some terrible things in my life, some of which actually happened.
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Never tell the truth to people who are not worthy of it.
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It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare.
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Truth is stranger than fiction, but it is because Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities; Truth isn’t.
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It takes your enemy and your friend, working together, to hurt you to the heart: the one to slander you and the other to get the news to you.
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A successful book is not made of what is in it, but what is left out of it.
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Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
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If voting made any difference they wouldn’t let us do it.
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I do not fear death. I had been dead for billions and billions of years before I was born, and had not suffered the slightest inconvenience from it.
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Don’t part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist, but you have ceased to live.
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I didn’t have time to write a short letter, so I wrote a long one instead.
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It’s easier to fool people than to convince them that they have been fooled.
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Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I’ve done it thousands of times.
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It’s not the size of the dog in the fight, it’s the size of the fight in the dog.
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Any emotion, if it is sincere, is involuntary.
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I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
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If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and man.
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Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.
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All right, then, I’ll go to hell.
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Part of the secret of success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside.
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I must have a prodigious amount of mind; it takes me as much as a week, sometimes, to make it up!
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