Never tell the truth to people who are not worthy of it.
MARK TWAINBe good and you will be lonesome.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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History doesn’t repeat itself, but it does rhyme.
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Education consists mainly of what we have unlearned.
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I’ve lived through some terrible things in my life, some of which actually happened.
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All right, then, I’ll go to hell.
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Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.
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The human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter.
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Everyone is a moon, and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody.
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In a good bookroom you feel in some mysterious way that you are absorbing the wisdom contained in all the books through your skin, without even opening them.
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In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then he made school boards.
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The easy confidence with which I know another man’s religion is folly teaches me to suspect that my own is also.
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Sanity and happiness are an impossible combination.
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A clear conscience is the sure sign of a bad memory.
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Reality can be beaten with enough imagination.
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Kindness is a language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.
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Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I’ve done it thousands of times.
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