The man who does not read has no advantage over the man who cannot read.
MARK TWAINThe easy confidence with which I know another man’s religion is folly teaches me to suspect that my own is also.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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Eat a live frog first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.
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The most interesting information come from children, for they tell all they know and then stop.
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Always do what is right. It will gratify half of mankind and astound the other.
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Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
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Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.
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Kindness is a language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.
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Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please.
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Of all the animals, man is the only one that is cruel. He is the only one that inflicts pain for the pleasure of doing it.
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You can’t depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
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Don’t part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist, but you have ceased to live.
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Action speaks louder than words but not nearly as often.
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If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and man.
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Part of the secret of success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside.
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The human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter.
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Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.
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A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.
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Never tell the truth to people who are not worthy of it.
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Wrinkles should merely indicate where the smiles have been.
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If Christ were here there is one thing he would not be – a Christian.
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The more I learn about people, the more I like my dog.
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To get the full value of joy you must have someone to divide it with.
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When you fish for love, bait with your heart, not your brain.
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The right word may be effective, but no word was ever as effective as a rightly timed pause.
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If you don’t read the newspaper, you’re uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you’re mis-informed.
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I’ve had a lot of worries in my life, most of which never happened.
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The trouble is not in dying for a friend, but in finding a friend worth dying for.
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