Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.
MARK TWAINAnger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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Never put off till tomorrow what may be done day after tomorrow just as well.
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Books are for people who wish they were somewhere else.
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Never tell the truth to people who are not worthy of it.
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Obscurity and a competence – that is the life that is best worth living.
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I didn’t have time to write a short letter, so I wrote a long one instead.
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Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.
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If voting made any difference they wouldn’t let us do it.
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Part of the secret of success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside.
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The most interesting information come from children, for they tell all they know and then stop.
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Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in.
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It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare.
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Loyalty to country always. Loyalty to government, when it deserves it.
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Any emotion, if it is sincere, is involuntary.
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Eat a live frog first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.
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Never allow someone to be your priority while allowing yourself to be their option.
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The trouble is not in dying for a friend, but in finding a friend worth dying for.
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The worst loneliness is to not be comfortable with yourself.
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There was never yet an uninteresting life. Such a thing is an impossibility. Inside of the dullest exterior there is a drama, a comedy, and a tragedy.
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Sanity and happiness are an impossible combination.
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The right word may be effective, but no word was ever as effective as a rightly timed pause.
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Out of all the things I have lost, I miss my mind the most.
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I do not fear death. I had been dead for billions and billions of years before I was born, and had not suffered the slightest inconvenience from it.
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The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.
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Wrinkles should merely indicate where the smiles have been.
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A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain.
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The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time.
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