I have found out that there ain’t no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them.
MARK TWAINAnger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured.
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The human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter.
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Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.
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Reality can be beaten with enough imagination.
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A clear conscience is the sure sign of a bad memory.
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When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.
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The easy confidence with which I know another man’s religion is folly teaches me to suspect that my own is also.
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The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.
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Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.
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The secret to getting ahead is getting started.
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If you tell the truth, you don’t have to remember anything.
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If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and man.
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When angry, count four. When very angry, swear.
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There is a charm about the forbidden that makes it unspeakably desirable.
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I must have a prodigious amount of mind; it takes me as much as a week, sometimes, to make it up!
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To get the full value of joy you must have someone to divide it with.
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