What is Man? Man is a noisome bacillus whom Our Heavenly Father created because he was disappointed in the monkey.
MARK TWAIN
There is a charm about the forbidden that makes it unspeakably desirable.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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What is Man? Man is a noisome bacillus whom Our Heavenly Father created because he was disappointed in the monkey.
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Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.
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The worst loneliness is to not be comfortable with yourself.
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It takes your enemy and your friend, working together, to hurt you to the heart: the one to slander you and the other to get the news to you.
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Be good and you will be lonesome.
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If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and man.
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Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear – not absence of fear.
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It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare.
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The human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter.
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The easy confidence with which I know another man’s religion is folly teaches me to suspect that my own is also.
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If you don’t read the newspaper, you’re uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you’re mis-informed.
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Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.
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Part of the secret of success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside.
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You can’t depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
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I haven’t any right to criticize books, and I don’t do it except when I hate them.
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Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.
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