What is Man? Man is a noisome bacillus whom Our Heavenly Father created because he was disappointed in the monkey.
MARK TWAINThere is a charm about the forbidden that makes it unspeakably desirable.
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There is a charm about the forbidden that makes it unspeakably desirable.
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Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to reform.
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Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please.
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It is better to deserve honors and not have them than to have them and not deserve them.
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A successful book is not made of what is in it, but what is left out of it.
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Worrying is like paying a debt you don’t owe.
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Truth is stranger than fiction, but it is because Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities; Truth isn’t.
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Action speaks louder than words but not nearly as often.
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To get the full value of joy you must have someone to divide it with.
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Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
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In the beginning of a change the patriot is a scarce man, and brave, and hated and scorned. When his cause succeeds, the timid join him, for then it costs nothing to be a patriot.
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If Christ were here there is one thing he would not be – a Christian.
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If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much.
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Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident.
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The worst loneliness is to not be comfortable with yourself.
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