Eat a live frog first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.

Mark Twain

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Worrying is like paying a debt you don’t owe.
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Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident.
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Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please.
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Always do what is right. It will gratify half of mankind and astound the other.
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The man who does not read has no advantage over the man who cannot read.
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I’ve lived through some terrible things in my life, some of which actually happened.
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When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.
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Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.
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Eat a live frog first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.
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If you tell the truth, you don’t have to remember anything.
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The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.
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Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
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The dog is a gentleman; I hope to go to his heaven not man’s.
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It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare.
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Eat a live frog first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.

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