My books are water; those of the great geniuses is wine. Everybody drinks water.
MARK TWAINEat a live frog first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time.
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The right word may be effective, but no word was ever as effective as a rightly timed pause.
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A successful book is not made of what is in it, but what is left out of it.
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Wrinkles should merely indicate where the smiles have been.
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Sanity and happiness are an impossible combination.
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The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.
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Reality can be beaten with enough imagination.
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Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in.
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A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.
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All right, then, I’ll go to hell.
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Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please.
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There is a charm about the forbidden that makes it unspeakably desirable.
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Patriotism is supporting your country all the time and your government when it deserves it.
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Education: the path from cocky ignorance to miserable uncertainty.
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The human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter.
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