“April 1. This is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty-four.”

History doesn’t repeat itself, but it does rhyme.

Of all the animals, man is the only one that is cruel. He is the only one that inflicts pain for the pleasure of doing it.

If you don’t read the newspaper, you’re uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you’re mis-informed.

The most interesting information come from children, for they tell all they know and then stop.

Man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to.

Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in.

Don’t part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist, but you have ceased to live.

Be good and you will be lonesome.

When you fish for love, bait with your heart, not your brain.

Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to reform.

Part of the secret of success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside.

Patriotism is supporting your country all the time and your government when it deserves it.

I do not fear death. I had been dead for billions and billions of years before I was born, and had not suffered the slightest inconvenience from it.

When angry, count four. When very angry, swear.

I’ve lived through some terrible things in my life, some of which actually happened.

Classic – a book which people praise and don’t read.

I get to go back and ride my horses with all the people that I grew up with because that’s really fun for me.

I had fun in the markets for a while but learned investing in myself and business was a better use of my funds.

Being home with two babies has been challenging and fun, while trying to carve out an identity for myself beyond it.

Making music is so much fun.

It’s fun to be hopelessly in love. It’s dangerous, but it’s fun.

I guess I’m a little weird. I like to talk to trees and animals. That’s okay though; I have more fun than most people.

It’s fun to prove people wrong.

The real fun is always in the journey. More the challenges, more the fun to overcome them.