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Mark Twain Quote - April 1. This is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty-four.

April 1. This is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty-four.

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It takes your enemy and your friend, working together, to hurt you to the heart: the one to slander you and the other to get the news to you.
MARK TWAIN

Enemy Friendship Heart Togetherness Work
Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
MARK TWAIN

Acknowledgement Authority Commit Fault Guard Opportunity Throw
Never allow someone to be your priority while allowing yourself to be their option.
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Allow Broken Heart Option Priorities Self Love Yourself
Education consists mainly of what we have unlearned.
MARK TWAIN

Education Knowledge Learning
The trouble is not in dying for a friend, but in finding a friend worth dying for.
MARK TWAIN

Die Friendship Trouble Worth
In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then he made school boards.
MARK TWAIN

Education God Humour Idiot Practice School
Sanity and happiness are an impossible combination.
MARK TWAIN

Combination Happiness Impossible One Liner Sanity
Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
MARK TWAIN

Acknowledgement Authority Commit Fault Guard Opportunity Throw
Books are for people who wish they were somewhere else.
MARK TWAIN

Book Desire Imagination People Read
Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
MARK TWAIN

Clothes Influence Man Naked People Society
The man who does not read has no advantage over the man who cannot read.
MARK TWAIN

Advantage Education Knowledge Man Read
Truth is stranger than fiction, but it is because Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities; Truth isn’t.
MARK TWAIN

Fiction Possible Stick StrAngry Truth
Never argue with a fool, onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
MARK TWAIN

Argument Difference Excuse Fools
The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time.
MARK TWAIN

Death Die Fear Inspirational Life Live Man Prepare Time Travel
Education: the path from cocky ignorance to miserable uncertainty.
MARK TWAIN

Certain Education Ignorance Miserable Path
Reality can be beaten with enough imagination.
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Beat Deep Imagination One Liner Reality Win
The right word may be effective, but no word was ever as effective as a rightly timed pause.
MARK TWAIN

Effect Let Go Pause Time
Out of all the things I have lost, I miss my mind the most.
MARK TWAIN

Deep Healing Lost Mind Missing One Liner
Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.
MARK TWAIN

Ambition Dreamss Greatness Hurt People Try
Part of the secret of success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside.
MARK TWAIN

Eat Fight Food Life Secret Success
I haven’t any right to criticize books, and I don’t do it except when I hate them.
MARK TWAIN

Book Criticize Except Hate
I’ve had a lot of worries in my life, most of which never happened.
MARK TWAIN

Healing Inspirational Life One Liner Trouble Worry
I’ve lived through some terrible things in my life, some of which actually happened.
MARK TWAIN

Happen Humour Life Live Terrible
Don’t part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist, but you have ceased to live.
MARK TWAIN

Cease Exist Illusion Life Live
It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare.
MARK TWAIN

Brace Character Courage Curious Moral Physical World
Be good and you will be lonesome.
MARK TWAIN

Alone Goodness Life Loneliness One Liner Reality
When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.
MARK TWAIN

Disappear Explanation Humour Life Mad Mystery Remember Stand

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