The trouble is not in dying for a friend, but in finding a friend worth dying for.
MARK TWAINA lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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If you don’t read the newspaper, you’re uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you’re mis-informed.
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What is Man? Man is a noisome bacillus whom Our Heavenly Father created because he was disappointed in the monkey.
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Part of the secret of success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside.
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The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time.
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Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.
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I didn’t have time to write a short letter, so I wrote a long one instead.
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There was never yet an uninteresting life. Such a thing is an impossibility. Inside of the dullest exterior there is a drama, a comedy, and a tragedy.
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Sanity and happiness are an impossible combination.
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In a good bookroom you feel in some mysterious way that you are absorbing the wisdom contained in all the books through your skin, without even opening them.
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Of all the animals, man is the only one that is cruel. He is the only one that inflicts pain for the pleasure of doing it.
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Worrying is like paying a debt you don’t owe.
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The more I learn about people, the more I like my dog.
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Man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to.
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Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
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Don’t go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.
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