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Mark Twain Quote - The more I learn about people, the more I like my dog.

The more I learn about people, the more I like my dog.

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Classic – a book which people praise and don’t read.
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Book Praise Read
Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.
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Argument Beat Experience People Stupidity
The trouble is not in dying for a friend, but in finding a friend worth dying for.
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Die Friendship Trouble Worth
I haven’t any right to criticize books, and I don’t do it except when I hate them.
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Book Criticize Except Hate
The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time.
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Death Die Fear Inspirational Life Live Man Prepare Time Travel
The easy confidence with which I know another man’s religion is folly teaches me to suspect that my own is also.
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Confidence Humour Man Philosophy Religion Suspect Teaching
I have found out that there ain’t no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them.
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Finding Hate Humour People Travel
The man who does not read has no advantage over the man who cannot read.
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Advantage Education Knowledge Man Read
If voting made any difference they wouldn’t let us do it.
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Democracy Difference Government Vote
When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.
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Disappear Explanation Humour Life Mad Mystery Remember Stand
The best way to cheer yourself is to try to cheer someone else up.
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Cheer Happiness Praise Self Love Yourself
Don’t part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist, but you have ceased to live.
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Cease Exist Illusion Life Live
I’ve lived through some terrible things in my life, some of which actually happened.
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Happen Humour Life Live Terrible
Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I’ve done it thousands of times.
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Give Up Human Nature Humour Smoking Time World
Don’t go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.
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Life Live Owe World
When you fish for love, bait with your heart, not your brain.
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Brain Fish Heart Love Romance
Patriotism is supporting your country all the time and your government when it deserves it.
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Country Deserve Government Help Patriotism Support
Man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to.
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Animal Blush Funny Man One Liner
If Christ were here there is one thing he would not be – a Christian.
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Humour Religion Wisdom
A successful book is not made of what is in it, but what is left out of it.
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Book Humour Success Writing
Everyone is a moon, and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody.
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Darkness Deep Healing Human Nature Moon Privacy Sad
I must have a prodigious amount of mind; it takes me as much as a week, sometimes, to make it up!
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Decision Humour Mind
It’s not the size of the dog in the fight, it’s the size of the fight in the dog.
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Brave Courage Dog Flight Inspirational
I do not fear death. I had been dead for billions and billions of years before I was born, and had not suffered the slightest inconvenience from it.
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Born Dead Death Fear Inconvenience Inspirational Suffering
If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much.
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Animal Dog Fellow Grace Speak
Wrinkles should merely indicate where the smiles have been.
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Age Birthday Indicate One Liner Smile Wrinkle
I didn’t have time to write a short letter, so I wrote a long one instead.
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Humour Letter Time Writing

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