When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.
MARK TWAINIt’s easier to fool people than to convince them that they have been fooled.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
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Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident.
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I must have a prodigious amount of mind; it takes me as much as a week, sometimes, to make it up!
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Reality can be beaten with enough imagination.
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If you tell the truth, you don’t have to remember anything.
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The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time.
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Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
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Any emotion, if it is sincere, is involuntary.
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There was never yet an uninteresting life. Such a thing is an impossibility. Inside of the dullest exterior there is a drama, a comedy, and a tragedy.
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If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and man.
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When you fish for love, bait with your heart, not your brain.
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Everyone is a moon, and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody.
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The man who does not read has no advantage over the man who cannot read.
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Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured.
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It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare.
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Don’t go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.
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It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare.
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I’ve had a lot of worries in my life, most of which never happened.
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The right word may be effective, but no word was ever as effective as a rightly timed pause.
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It’s easier to fool people than to convince them that they have been fooled.
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To get the full value of joy you must have someone to divide it with.
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I do not fear death. I had been dead for billions and billions of years before I was born, and had not suffered the slightest inconvenience from it.
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Sanity and happiness are an impossible combination.
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The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.
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My books are water; those of the great geniuses is wine. Everybody drinks water.
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Never argue with a fool, onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
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