Any emotion, if it is sincere, is involuntary.
MARK TWAINI must have a prodigious amount of mind; it takes me as much as a week, sometimes, to make it up!
More Mark Twain Quotes
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Of all the animals, man is the only one that is cruel. He is the only one that inflicts pain for the pleasure of doing it.
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The secret to getting ahead is getting started.
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Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear – not absence of fear.
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All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence; then success is sure.
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Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.
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Be good and you will be lonesome.
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The right word may be effective, but no word was ever as effective as a rightly timed pause.
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Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.
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In a good bookroom you feel in some mysterious way that you are absorbing the wisdom contained in all the books through your skin, without even opening them.
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In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then he made school boards.
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Education: the path from cocky ignorance to miserable uncertainty.
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Kindness is a language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.
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I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
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If Christ were here there is one thing he would not be – a Christian.
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Patriotism is supporting your country all the time and your government when it deserves it.
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Don’t part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist, but you have ceased to live.
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History doesn’t repeat itself, but it does rhyme.
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Part of the secret of success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside.
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Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I’ve done it thousands of times.
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Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
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Sanity and happiness are an impossible combination.
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It’s not the size of the dog in the fight, it’s the size of the fight in the dog.
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The best way to cheer yourself is to try to cheer someone else up.
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All right, then, I’ll go to hell.
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If voting made any difference they wouldn’t let us do it.
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Never put off till tomorrow what may be done day after tomorrow just as well.
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