What is Man? Man is a noisome bacillus whom Our Heavenly Father created because he was disappointed in the monkey.
MARK TWAINObscurity and a competence – that is the life that is best worth living.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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Don’t part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist, but you have ceased to live.
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A half-truth is the most cowardly of lies.
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Never allow someone to be your priority while allowing yourself to be their option.
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Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear – not absence of fear.
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All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence; then success is sure.
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Everyone is a moon, and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody.
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There is a charm about the forbidden that makes it unspeakably desirable.
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Never argue with a fool, onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
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Out of all the things I have lost, I miss my mind the most.
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The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.
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I have found out that there ain’t no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them.
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If voting made any difference they wouldn’t let us do it.
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If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much.
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Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in.
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The man who does not read has no advantage over the man who cannot read.
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