Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.
MARK TWAINIt’s not the size of the dog in the fight, it’s the size of the fight in the dog.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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Be good and you will be lonesome.
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To get the full value of joy you must have someone to divide it with.
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All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence; then success is sure.
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There are many humorous things in the world; among them, the white man’s notion that he is less savage than the other savages.
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Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to reform.
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Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured.
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It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare.
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Books are for people who wish they were somewhere else.
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If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much.
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Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident.
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Don’t go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.
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The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time.
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It’s better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than open it and remove all doubt.
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April 1. This is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty-four.
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A successful book is not made of what is in it, but what is left out of it.
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