Books are for people who wish they were somewhere else.
MARK TWAINIt’s not the size of the dog in the fight, it’s the size of the fight in the dog.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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I do not fear death. I had been dead for billions and billions of years before I was born, and had not suffered the slightest inconvenience from it.
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April 1. This is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty-four.
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Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
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Loyalty to country always. Loyalty to government, when it deserves it.
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Kindness is a language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.
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I didn’t have time to write a short letter, so I wrote a long one instead.
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History doesn’t repeat itself, but it does rhyme.
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A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.
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The worst loneliness is to not be comfortable with yourself.
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Never put off till tomorrow what may be done day after tomorrow just as well.
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A clear conscience is the sure sign of a bad memory.
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You can’t depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
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A successful book is not made of what is in it, but what is left out of it.
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It is better to deserve honors and not have them than to have them and not deserve them.
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The human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter.
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Action speaks louder than words but not nearly as often.
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Wrinkles should merely indicate where the smiles have been.
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Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.
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It’s easier to fool people than to convince them that they have been fooled.
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Out of all the things I have lost, I miss my mind the most.
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What is Man? Man is a noisome bacillus whom Our Heavenly Father created because he was disappointed in the monkey.
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Worrying is like paying a debt you don’t owe.
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Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to reform.
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Always do what is right. It will gratify half of mankind and astound the other.
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The easy confidence with which I know another man’s religion is folly teaches me to suspect that my own is also.
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The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time.
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