You can’t depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
MARK TWAINIt’s not the size of the dog in the fight, it’s the size of the fight in the dog.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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Reality can be beaten with enough imagination.
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It’s easier to fool people than to convince them that they have been fooled.
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Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
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When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.
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I do not fear death. I had been dead for billions and billions of years before I was born, and had not suffered the slightest inconvenience from it.
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If you tell the truth, you don’t have to remember anything.
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Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
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There’s one way to find out if a man is honest: ask him; if he says yes, you know he’s crooked.
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Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to reform.
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It’s not the size of the dog in the fight, it’s the size of the fight in the dog.
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I must have a prodigious amount of mind; it takes me as much as a week, sometimes, to make it up!
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The dog is a gentleman; I hope to go to his heaven not man’s.
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The best way to cheer yourself is to try to cheer someone else up.
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April 1. This is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty-four.
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A clear conscience is the sure sign of a bad memory.
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