Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
MARK TWAINA successful book is not made of what is in it, but what is left out of it.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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Never put off till tomorrow what may be done day after tomorrow just as well.
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I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
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If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and man.
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Always do what is right. It will gratify half of mankind and astound the other.
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History doesn’t repeat itself, but it does rhyme.
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It’s easier to fool people than to convince them that they have been fooled.
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A successful book is not made of what is in it, but what is left out of it.
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If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much.
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The best way to cheer yourself is to try to cheer someone else up.
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Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.
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Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear – not absence of fear.
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It’s not the size of the dog in the fight, it’s the size of the fight in the dog.
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Be good and you will be lonesome.
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What is Man? Man is a noisome bacillus whom Our Heavenly Father created because he was disappointed in the monkey.
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I didn’t have time to write a short letter, so I wrote a long one instead.
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Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I’ve done it thousands of times.
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Classic – a book which people praise and don’t read.
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Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to reform.
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Any emotion, if it is sincere, is involuntary.
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If voting made any difference they wouldn’t let us do it.
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It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare.
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Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please.
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The right word may be effective, but no word was ever as effective as a rightly timed pause.
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Never argue with a fool, onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
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Sanity and happiness are an impossible combination.
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Man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to.
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