If you don’t read the newspaper, you’re uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you’re mis-informed.
MARK TWAINA successful book is not made of what is in it, but what is left out of it.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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It is better to deserve honors and not have them than to have them and not deserve them.
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What is Man? Man is a noisome bacillus whom Our Heavenly Father created because he was disappointed in the monkey.
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A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain.
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It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare.
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Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in.
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If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much.
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The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time.
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Out of all the things I have lost, I miss my mind the most.
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If voting made any difference they wouldn’t let us do it.
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A half-truth is the most cowardly of lies.
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Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it.
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The most interesting information come from children, for they tell all they know and then stop.
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In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then he made school boards.
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I’ve lived through some terrible things in my life, some of which actually happened.
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Part of the secret of success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside.
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