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Mark Twain Quote - I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.

I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.

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All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence; then success is sure.
MARK TWAIN

Confidence Ignorance Life Patience Success Victory
I didn’t have time to write a short letter, so I wrote a long one instead.
MARK TWAIN

Humour Letter Time Writing
I do not fear death. I had been dead for billions and billions of years before I was born, and had not suffered the slightest inconvenience from it.
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Born Dead Death Fear Inconvenience Inspirational Suffering
A successful book is not made of what is in it, but what is left out of it.
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Book Humour Success Writing
The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time.
MARK TWAIN

Death Die Fear Inspirational Life Live Man Prepare Time Travel
Loyalty to country always. Loyalty to government, when it deserves it.
MARK TWAIN

Country Deserve Government Loyalty Patriotism
Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please.
MARK TWAIN

FAction Healing Humour Treat
To get the full value of joy you must have someone to divide it with.
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Appreciation Happiness Joy One Liner Value
If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much.
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Animal Dog Fellow Grace Speak
The easy confidence with which I know another man’s religion is folly teaches me to suspect that my own is also.
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Confidence Humour Man Philosophy Religion Suspect Teaching
The dog is a gentleman; I hope to go to his heaven not man’s.
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Dog Dreamss Gentleman Heaven Hope Man One Liner
A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain.
MARK TWAIN

Bank Banker Fellow Lend Rain Shine Sun Sunshine Umbrella
A half-truth is the most cowardly of lies.
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Coward Deep Lying One Liner Truth
Truth is stranger than fiction, but it is because Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities; Truth isn’t.
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Fiction Possible Stick StrAngry Truth
If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and man.
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Bite Dod Funny Human Nature Loyalty Man
In a good bookroom you feel in some mysterious way that you are absorbing the wisdom contained in all the books through your skin, without even opening them.
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Absorb Book Goodness Mystery Room Skin Wisdom

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