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Mark Twain Quote - I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.

I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.

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Never put off till tomorrow what may be done day after tomorrow just as well.
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Never allow someone to be your priority while allowing yourself to be their option.
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In a good bookroom you feel in some mysterious way that you are absorbing the wisdom contained in all the books through your skin, without even opening them.
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You can’t depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
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I haven’t any right to criticize books, and I don’t do it except when I hate them.
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It’s easier to fool people than to convince them that they have been fooled.
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The human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter.
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Books are for people who wish they were somewhere else.
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The dog is a gentleman; I hope to go to his heaven not man’s.
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A clear conscience is the sure sign of a bad memory.
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Eat a live frog first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.
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I must have a prodigious amount of mind; it takes me as much as a week, sometimes, to make it up!
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Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in.
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Education consists mainly of what we have unlearned.
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All right, then, I’ll go to hell.
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I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
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Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.
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Loyalty to country always. Loyalty to government, when it deserves it.
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Never tell the truth to people who are not worthy of it.
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Classic – a book which people praise and don’t read.
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The best way to cheer yourself is to try to cheer someone else up.
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Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident.
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All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence; then success is sure.
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Out of all the things I have lost, I miss my mind the most.
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Patriotism is supporting your country all the time and your government when it deserves it.
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The trouble is not in dying for a friend, but in finding a friend worth dying for.
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History doesn’t repeat itself, but it does rhyme.
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