The trouble is not in dying for a friend, but in finding a friend worth dying for.
MARK TWAINTo get the full value of joy you must have someone to divide it with.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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April 1. This is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty-four.
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There are many humorous things in the world; among them, the white man’s notion that he is less savage than the other savages.
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Wrinkles should merely indicate where the smiles have been.
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If you tell the truth, you don’t have to remember anything.
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It’s easier to fool people than to convince them that they have been fooled.
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I must have a prodigious amount of mind; it takes me as much as a week, sometimes, to make it up!
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Education: the path from cocky ignorance to miserable uncertainty.
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My books are water; those of the great geniuses is wine. Everybody drinks water.
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Loyalty to country always. Loyalty to government, when it deserves it.
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Man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to.
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Be good and you will be lonesome.
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Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear – not absence of fear.
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Of all the animals, man is the only one that is cruel. He is the only one that inflicts pain for the pleasure of doing it.
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It’s better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than open it and remove all doubt.
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Classic – a book which people praise and don’t read.
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To get the full value of joy you must have someone to divide it with.
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Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.
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What is Man? Man is a noisome bacillus whom Our Heavenly Father created because he was disappointed in the monkey.
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The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time.
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I have found out that there ain’t no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them.
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The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.
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Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident.
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If you don’t read the newspaper, you’re uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you’re mis-informed.
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A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.
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Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
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Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.
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